Andrew: fool Andrew: sorry Andrew: I meant, "yo fool" me: no problem me: you need to do something me: download Liberal Crime Squad me: 4.04 me: just give it a shot, have the wiki open Andrew: tell you what Andrew: ill do that, Andrew: never Andrew: . me: you know me: did I ever tell you that I hate you more than anything in the universe? Andrew: yes Andrew: Im going to try binding of isaac though me: "Beating a hostage lowers its relationship with all of the Liberals tending it when it was beaten, but not with any other Liberals. It is therefore possible to have one Liberal beat the Conservative to lower its Wisdom, and then to have another come in to take advantage of the lowered Wisdom to raise its Heart through conversion attempts." me: you should, definitely Andrew: and I bought gods & kings me: that too me: but I want you to read what I just pasted and think about it me: "Since the Conservative will be Enlightened soon after its Heart is four or more higher than its Wisdom, simply beating it is not enough because its Heart and Wisdom will simply reach 1 and stay there." me: you don't have the balls to tell me that's not cool Andrew: I don't have the balls to do alot of things Andrew: but this isn't one of them. That's not cool. me: "Hallucinogens are not good for the Conservative's health, and each dose is likely to reduce the Conservative's Health stat by one. If this reduces its Health to zero, the Conservative will die of an overdose." me: "Some clothing makes your Liberal more effective at lowering Wisdom during beatings: Police Uniform or Body Armor (+4) Black Suit/Dress (+4) Clown Suit (+4) Elephant Suit (+4) Donkey Suit (+4) Bondage Gear (+4) Mask (+4) Army Uniform or Body Armor (+4) Guard Uniform (+4) Death Squad Uniform (+6)" Andrew: why would anyone use police uniform over bondage gear? me: dude, one of my guys has a john aschroft mask me: so I would use neither me: I kidnapped a conservative cable news personality using a veteran army guy one of my old ladies managed to seduce into the cause, tried to convert him before his absence was noted... me: with intent of having him be a "sleeper" me: but didn't go well and ended up beating him to death in one of my two secret hideouts, while giving him drugs me: he had hugged me thinking I was Ronald Reagan shortly before me: so, when you're ready to apologize, I'll be here