Yeah, I really paid for my morbid curiosity on that one. There should
be a Weirdo Friend option where you can look at someone's page in
order to see what strange shit they're up to without them seeing you
looked and thus taking it as an invitation to COMMENT ON ALL THE
THINGS.

On Tue, May 29, 2012 at 8:55 PM, Evie Paradise <mercerevie@gmail.com> wrote:

oh lizzie, oh lizzie lizzie lizzie.

On Tue, May 29, 2012 at 9:25 PM, Evie Paradise <mercerevie@gmail.com> wrote:

ughhhhh they are like only the best band evar they have lots of songs. idk
look here is one of the best records ever: http://youtu.be/mkYpyvmtMu8

i am currently doing the "wow hey i need some more gigs" craigslist dance
to this album right now!!!!


On Tue, May 29, 2012 at 9:20 PM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

I seem to remember that maybe I do? But I don't know what songs are
theirs or what. It's all very confusing to me for some reason.

On Tue, May 29, 2012 at 8:05 PM, Evie Paradise <mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

do you like the libertines?

On Tue, May 29, 2012 at 8:46 PM, Evie Paradise <mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

i agree. we could have earlier but i accidentally slept for 64,743
hours.

i am interested in your stories though and also interested in looking
at
you.

On Tue, May 29, 2012 at 6:47 PM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

We should talk on Skype again some time soon, I have some very
amusing
stories.

On Mon, May 28, 2012 at 10:08 PM, Barrett Brown
<barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

GIVE ME SOME OF THAT TEA BITCH

I'm having a nice time reading my books and whatnot. It's very
exciting.

On Mon, May 28, 2012 at 9:55 PM, Evie Paradise
<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

what did i do? i got people pumped as FUCK about organic iced tea
on
their
lunch break by handing out AMAZING SAMPLES.

FUCK YEAH. SHIT, IS THIS NORMAL TEA?
FUCK NO NIGGER IT'S ORGANIC WITH HONEY AND SHIT DRINK IT.
THINK IT'S HOT OUT? TRY THIS FUCKING TEA BITCH IT'S GOING TO
REFRESH
THE
SHIT OUT OF YOU THEN GO BUY SOME. FUCK.


that's my strategy as a brand ambassador.

:)


On Mon, May 28, 2012 at 10:50 PM, Barrett Brown
<barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

Yeah, but I'm done now, ran out of coffee. How did you spend your
Canadian Monday that isn't Memorial Day?

On Mon, May 28, 2012 at 8:d 32 PM, Evie Paradise
<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

wow someone is on fire today with the funny tweets, bravo



On Sun, May 27, 2012 at 10:34 PM, Evie Paradise
<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

lmao fuck you XD

On Sun, May 27, 2012 at 10:26 PM, Barrett Brown
<barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

OMG you're a lesbian!

On Sun, May 27, 2012 at 9:18 PM, Evie Paradise
<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

can i be gay for a second because i think about a lot of
scenarios
but
the
one i think most about is hugging you at the airport.

/gay

On Sun, May 27, 2012 at 10:13 PM, Evie Paradise
<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

wow.. wouldn't you know it, me too. coincidences
everywhere.
;)

On Sun, May 27, 2012 at 10:11 PM, Barrett Brown
<barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

Suffice to say that I've been making the time go faster
by
thinking
about some of the specifics.

slowest pace ever in the history of two weeks.

On Sun, May 27, 2012 at 10:00 PM, Evie Paradise
<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

is that how it works? i guess i'll have to read about
it.

On Sun, May 27, 2012 at 9:59 PM, Barrett Brown
<barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

I guess we'll take turns?

On Sun, May 27, 2012 at 8:56 PM, Evie Paradise
<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

I love it when a man tells me about his mom and
then
segways
into
sexy
talk.
Just it's my number one turn on.

lmao

aww baby I am sorry you were so ill. they must be
like
super
intense
gangster type antibiotics w/ tattoos and
everything,
driving
around
in
low
riders.

and again, with the coincidences because i would
like
to
climb
on
top
of
you. how are we going to work out this complicated
situation???

On Sun, May 27, 2012 at 9:48 PM, Barrett Brown
<barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

I am. These are Mexican antiobiotics I'm taking;
my
mom
always
gets
them when she goes over because getting them here
is a
big
hassle,
so
I was lucky she'd just gone over a couple weeks
ago,
otherwise
I
would
have had to actually go to a doctor and then get a
prescription
and
then pick up the fucking prescription and
otherwise
pay
$200
and
spend
two or three hours running around in 90 degree
weather
when
of
course
I was sick as shit, but because she had these, I
could
just
have
her
bring them over the other morning. Before I took
the
first
two
yesterday, my entire neck was inflamed, my
shoulders
were
inflamed,
all kinds of horrible things were no doubt
happening
in my
lymph
nodes
and whatever other things exist in my body that I
don't
really
understand because I don't know these things, etc.
And
these
already
started working yesterday and by the time I woke
up
today,
the
infection was already mostly receded, and now I'm
only
a
little
bit
sick still, and will probably be entirely
recovered by
tomorrow.
So,
yeah, Mexican antibiotics are pretty hard core. I
don't
really
get
sick that often so when it does happen I find it
kind
of
fascinating,
as you can probably tell.

Anyway, enough about me, let's talk about you.
You're
hot
and
I
want
to climb on top of you.

On Sun, May 27, 2012 at 7:52 PM, Evie Paradise
<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

XD are u feeling better barrett brown?

On Sun, May 27, 2012 at 7:35 PM, Barrett Brown
<barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

What a coincidence, I like yours too. We have a
lot
in
common.

On Sun, May 27, 2012 at 10:51 AM, Evie Paradise
<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

i like your face.

On Sun, May 27, 2012 at 12:12 AM, Barrett
Brown
<barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

Night night, sweet one.

On Sat, May 26, 2012 at 10:54 PM, Evie
Paradise
<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

goodnight bb feel better soon :)

On Sat, May 26, 2012 at 8:58 PM, Evie
Paradise
<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

i'm not sick dummy i am having girl
problems.

sorry to hear you are though that sounds
pretty
bad.
antibiotics
are
frustrating tho for me it always seems
like
the
sickness
stays
around
for
longer than the pills last.

too bad we aren't together right now that
would be
the
sexiest
thing
ever.

On Sat, May 26, 2012 at 8:55 PM, Barrett
Brown
<barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

Started on antibiotics this morning to
kill
off
this
terrible
sinus
infection that had spread to my neck and
shoulder
muscles
and
which
was otherwise terrible. They're these
really
powerful
Mexican
antibiotics, so the inflammation and all
that is
already
going
away,
but I'll probably still be kind of sick
for
another
24
hours.
Meanwhile, reading magazines and
internets.
Guess
you're
still
sick
too, then.


On Sat, May 26, 2012 at 5:02 PM, Evie
Paradise
<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

ughhh i feelllll liiiikkkkkke crap.
what
about
you
mr.
brown?

On Sat, May 26, 2012 at 5:14 PM,
Barrett
Brown
<barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

Hey there, pretty. How's your day
been?

On Sat, May 26, 2012 at 1:05 AM, Evie
Paradise
<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

WOW THANKS BARRETT THAT IS EXACTLY
THE
IMAGE
I
HAVE
IN
MY
MIND
OF
THE
ENTIRE
WEEK I CANNOT WAIT

On Sat, May 26, 2012 at 2:00 AM,
Barrett
Brown
<barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

Yeah, sounds like you need a
vacation
anyway.
Can't
wait
till
you
get
here and I have FIFTY IRC CHANNELS
AND
TWITTER
OPEN SO
I
CAN
TIE
YOU
TO THE CHAIR AND FORCE YOU TO
WATCH
ANON
DRAMA

On Sat, May 26, 2012 at 12:42 AM,
Evie
Paradise
<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

can i just say i am so happy to
be
coming
to
texas i
am
so
sick
of
this
anonymous shit holy fuck crap
shit
cunt
fuck
i
am
exhausted. i
know
there is
irony somewhere in this sentence
idgaf
lol

On Sat, May 26, 2012 at 1:33 AM,
Evie
Paradise
<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

it's long and stupid idk who
gives
a
shit
but
it's


here: http://pastebin.com/nNVp2HQu i
found
it
on an
enemy
page..
trying
to
talk about how "stupid" x  is.

On Sat, May 26, 2012 at 1:31
AM,
Barrett
Brown
<barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

Actually, I was taking about
this
thing
where
he
referred
to
Voxanon
as "his" on a couple of
occasions
and
now
he's
getting
kind
of
bashed
for it. What's this pastebin?

On Sat, May 26, 2012 at 12:26
AM,
Evie
Paradise
<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

yeah the leaked pastebin...
i
saw it
today,
regarding
montreal? i
enjoy
drama when it does not
involve
me
it's
pretty
awesome.

On Sat, May 26, 2012 at 1:25
AM,
Barrett
Brown
<barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

Ha, I'm also coming down
with
some
sort
of
sinus
infection
or
whatever, so good timing
indeed.
Guess
I'll
have to
go
get
antibiotics
tomorrow, which tends to be
a
major
hassle.
Right
now
I'm
catching
up
on Twitter drama, mostly
involved
CommanderX.

On Fri, May 25, 2012 at
11:29
PM,
Evie
Paradise
<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

lol. i only just now saw
your
previous
message
about
the
accidental
matchmaker.� completely
hilarious.
i'm
not
feeling
so
well
right
now
which
is actually awesome
timing...
ahem
so
i'm
going
to
bed
early.�
i
am
so
excited bby. <3

On Fri, May 25, 2012 at
8:42
PM,
Barrett
Brown
<barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

Facebook performance
art.

On Fri, May 25, 2012 at
7:34
PM,
Evie
Paradise
<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

aaaaaaaaand scene.

On Fri, May 25, 2012
at
8:06
PM,
Evie
Paradise
<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

pls accept stormy may
she
wants
to
like
my
comment

On Fri, May 25, 2012
at
8:00
PM,
Evie
Paradise

<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

sorry i had to write
something.
i
unblocked
her
just
for
this
special
moment

On Fri, May 25, 2012
at
7:57
PM,
Evie
Paradise

<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

LOLOLOLO let me go
look

On Fri, May 25,
2012 at
7:54
PM,
Barrett
Brown

<barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

Here's your
confirmation
code
or
whatever:

Expedia Itinerary
#:
146645345873

And now Brett has
left
SIX
COMMENTS ON
A
SINGLE
POST ON
MY
FACEBOOK
PAGE IN LAST TWO
HOURS

On Fri, May 25,
2012
at
6:46
PM,
Evie
Paradise

<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!

On Fri, May 25,
2012
at
6:18
PM,
Barrett
Brown


<barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

Just bought the
ticket a
little
while
ago,
let
me
know
if
you
get
the
confirmation
e-mail.

On Fri, May 25,
2012 at
1:10
AM,
Barrett
Brown


<barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

Just realized
I
have
to
pull
money
out
of
my
savings
and
into
my
checking to
make
the
purchase,
will
get
the
ticket
tomorrow.
Then
it
will be all
sexy.

On Fri, May
25,
2012
at
12:58
AM,
Evie
Paradise


<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

yeah i hold
a us
passport

On Fri, May
25,
2012
at
1:58
AM,
Evie
Paradise



<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

416 462
9975

but like
yeah
don't
call
that
ever
lol

On Fri, May
25,
2012
at
1:57
AM,
Barrett
Brown



<barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

Passport
is
US? And
what's
your
primary
phone
number?

On Fri,
May
25,
2012
at
12:53
AM,
Evie
Paradise



<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

it does.
and
jennifer
taylor
march
15,
1982

On Fri,
May
25,
2012
at
1:51
AM,
Barrett
Brown




<barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

I'm
going
to go
�ahead
and
buy
the
top
one,
that
works
for
you?

On Fri,
May
25,
2012 at
12:48
AM,
Evie

Paradise




<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

http://www.expedia.com/Flights-Search?trip=roundtrip&leg1=from%3AToronto%2C+ON%2C+Canada+%28YYZ-Pearson+Intl.%29%2Cto%3ADallas%2C+TX%2C+United+States+%28DFW+-+All+Airports%29%2Cdeparture%3A06%2F10%2F2012TANYT&leg2=from%3ADallas%2C+TX%2C+United+States+%28DFW+-+All+Airports%29%2Cto%3AToronto%2C+ON%2C+Canada+%28YYZ-Pearson+Intl.%29%2Cdeparture%3A06%2F18%2F2012TANYT&passengers=children%3A0%2Cadults%3A1%2Cseniors%3A0%2Cinfantinlap%3AY&options=cabinclass%3Aeconomy%2Cnopenalty%3AN%2Csortby%3Aprice&mode=search


the
top
one
looks
good

On
Fri,
May
25,
2012
at
1:24
AM,

Barrett
Brown




<barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

That's
very

exciting,
the
fact

you'll

actually
be
here.

Let's
try
to
face
each
other
on
Skype
soon,

despite
how
shy
we'll
both
be
now.

On
Fri,
May
25,
2012
at
12:14
AM,
Evie

Paradise





<mercerevie@gmail.com>

wrote:

ok i
will
try
to
find


something.
:)

On
Fri,
May
25,
2012
at
1:10
AM,

Barrett

Brown





<barriticus@gmail.com>

wrote:

Something

whereby
you

left

before
the

19th,

when

this

damn

court

thing

occurs.
I

don't
how

long it

would
be


convenient
for
you
to
say


beforehand,
but
I'm

sure
you

could
do
a

week,
and
if

longer,

that'd
be


wonderful as

well.
So


ideally,


something

whereby
you

could

come

down

between
the
5th
and

10th
and

stay

till
the

18th

would

work.

On
Fri,
May
25,

2012 at

12:05
AM,

Evie


Paradise





<mercerevie@gmail.com>

wrote:

:)
you

want
me
to

find

it?
ok

but

aren't

you

unsure
of

what

will


happen? you

mean

before

the

19th
or

after?

On

Fri, May

25,

2012
at

1:03

AM,


Barrett

Brown





<barriticus@gmail.com>

wrote:

I'm

just

as

happy

to

get

these


responses

back

from

you.
I

can't

be

as

direct

when

we

talk

face

to

face,

and
I

know

you

can't


either,


because


there's a


certain


intensity

and


shyness


involved

on

both

our


parts. And


that's

very

cute

of

both

of

us,
I


guess.



Please go

ahead

and

try

to

find
a


round-trip


flight

down

to


Dallas

for


sometime

next


month.

Just

find

the


flight

info

and

I'll

pay

for

it.


On

Thu,

May

24,

2012

at

11:51

PM,

Evie


Paradise






<mercerevie@gmail.com>


wrote:

because,

of

the


lyrics

but

also

the


video,

you

are

a

bit

of

a

drug

for

me

and

ever


since i

met

you

i

feel

high

and

i


admit i

have

told

one

or

two



girlfriends

i


trust

and

your


attention

is

so


fucking


amazing

and

you

are


fucking


adorable

as


well. i


NEVER


thought

of

you

this

way

ever


since i


heard

of

you

and

now

out

of


nowhere


this.�

i'm


happy

bb.

i

am


going

to

read

your


email

like

12


times

now

ok.

<3


On

Fri,

May

25,

2012

at


12:31

AM,


Barrett


Brown






<barriticus@gmail.com>


wrote:

I

just


want

to


tell

you



something

for

the


record.


I

get a


great


deal

out

of


even

the


limited


contact


we've

had

so


far.


It's


very



wonderful

for

me

to

be


able

to


talk

to


someone


about


some

of

the


unusual


things

I'm


involved

in,

and

to


know


that


that


person



understands


them.


More


than


that,


every


male


wants

to

be


able

to


impress

a


female


with


whatever


he's



supposedly


done.

And


aside


from


whatever


noble


reasons

I


might


possibly


have

to


have


done


certain


things,


you're

the


exact


sort of


female


that


makes


these


things


worth

it


beyond



politics;

as

in,


there's

a


part

of

me

that


wants

to

get


things


done

out

of


some



committment

to


justice,

and


there's


another


part of

me


that


wants

to


have


some


sort of


life


beyond


whatever



sacrifices

I


have

to


make,

and

the


part

of

me


that


wants me

to

be


happy


wants

to


impress


someone


exactly


like


you,


because

of


what you


are.


That you



understand


these


issues

and

all

of


that

is

one


thing;

and

your


wider



personality

is


another


part of

it;

but

a



singificant


part of

it

is


also


that


you're



physically



beautiful.

If

you


were


just



beautiful,

I'd

be



attracted

to

you

in


some


way.

But


that,


combined


with how

you


think,


makes

me

want

to


have

a


chance

to


have

you


with

me

so


that

I

can


fuck


you,


take

you

to a


bar,


tell

you


amusing



anecdotes,


have

you


tell me


some as


well,

and

all

of


that.


Having

all

of


this


would


make

me


happy,

and


that's


what

I


want


right


now.


It's

a


rare

and


lucky


thing

to


happen

to


come


into


contact


with


someone


that


you're


fond

of.



On

Thu,

May

24,


2012 at


5:48

PM,


Evie


Paradise






<mercerevie@gmail.com>


wrote:

they

can't

arrest

his

idea,

barrett.

also

i

have

a

hard

time

not

thinking

about

you

ok

thanks

bye.

On

Thu,

May

24,

2012

at

6:43

PM,

Evie

Paradise

<mercerevie@gmail.com>

wrote:;

holy

shit

he's

hardcore

On

Thu,

May

24,

2012

at

5:16

PM,

Barrett

Brown

<barriticus@gmail.com>

wrote:

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0512/76723.html

On

Thu,

May

24,

2012

at

1:31

AM,

Evie

Paradise

<mercerevie@gmail.com>

wrote:

nearly

there

durr

hurr

On

Thu,

May

24,

2012

at

1:33

AM,

Barrett

Brown

<barriticus@gmail.com>

wrote:

Yeah,

I

just

got

back

from

the

bar,

turned

on

Skype

if

you're

around.

On

Wed,

May

23,

2012

at

10:36

PM,

Evie

Paradise

<mercerevie@gmail.com>

wrote:

That

is

a

whole

lot

of

shit.

I

am

glad

though

that

it's

not

something

worse.

At

the

time

you

had

no

...

[Message clipped]

--
Regards,

Barrett Brown
940-735-9748