| Subject: Re: new subject already dang |
| From: Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> |
| Date: 5/28/12, 23:08 |
| To: Evie Paradise <mercerevie@gmail.com> |
GIVE ME SOME OF THAT TEA BITCH I'm having a nice time reading my books and whatnot. It's very exciting. On Mon, May 28, 2012 at 9:55 PM, Evie Paradise <mercerevie@gmail.com> wrote:
what did i do? i got people pumped as FUCK about organic iced tea on their lunch break by handing out AMAZING SAMPLES. FUCK YEAH. SHIT, IS THIS NORMAL TEA? FUCK NO NIGGER IT'S ORGANIC WITH HONEY AND SHIT DRINK IT. THINK IT'S HOT OUT? TRY THIS FUCKING TEA BITCH IT'S GOING TO REFRESH THE SHIT OUT OF YOU THEN GO BUY SOME. FUCK. that's my strategy as a brand ambassador. :) On Mon, May 28, 2012 at 10:50 PM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:Yeah, but I'm done now, ran out of coffee. How did you spend your Canadian Monday that isn't Memorial Day? On Mon, May 28, 2012 at 8:d 32 PM, Evie Paradise <mercerevie@gmail.com> wrote:wow someone is on fire today with the funny tweets, bravo On Sun, May 27, 2012 at 10:34 PM, Evie Paradise <mercerevie@gmail.com> wrote:lmao fuck you XD On Sun, May 27, 2012 at 10:26 PM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:OMG you're a lesbian! On Sun, May 27, 2012 at 9:18 PM, Evie Paradise <mercerevie@gmail.com> wrote:can i be gay for a second because i think about a lot of scenarios but the one i think most about is hugging you at the airport. /gay On Sun, May 27, 2012 at 10:13 PM, Evie Paradise <mercerevie@gmail.com> wrote:wow.. wouldn't you know it, me too. coincidences everywhere. ;) On Sun, May 27, 2012 at 10:11 PM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:Suffice to say that I've been making the time go faster by thinking about some of the specifics.slowest pace ever in the history of two weeks. On Sun, May 27, 2012 at 10:00 PM, Evie Paradise <mercerevie@gmail.com> wrote:is that how it works? i guess i'll have to read about it. On Sun, May 27, 2012 at 9:59 PM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:I guess we'll take turns? On Sun, May 27, 2012 at 8:56 PM, Evie Paradise <mercerevie@gmail.com> wrote:I love it when a man tells me about his mom and then segways into sexy talk. Just it's my number one turn on. lmao aww baby I am sorry you were so ill. they must be like super intense gangster type antibiotics w/ tattoos and everything, driving around in low riders. and again, with the coincidences because i would like to climb on top of you. how are we going to work out this complicated situation??? On Sun, May 27, 2012 at 9:48 PM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:I am. These are Mexican antiobiotics I'm taking; my mom always gets them when she goes over because getting them here is a big hassle, so I was lucky she'd just gone over a couple weeks ago, otherwise I would have had to actually go to a doctor and then get a prescription and then pick up the fucking prescription and otherwise pay $200 and spend two or three hours running around in 90 degree weather when of course I was sick as shit, but because she had these, I could just have her bring them over the other morning. Before I took the first two yesterday, my entire neck was inflamed, my shoulders were inflamed, all kinds of horrible things were no doubt happening in my lymph nodes and whatever other things exist in my body that I don't really understand because I don't know these things, etc. And these already started working yesterday and by the time I woke up today, the infection was already mostly receded, and now I'm only a little bit sick still, and will probably be entirely recovered by tomorrow. So, yeah, Mexican antibiotics are pretty hard core. I don't really get sick that often so when it does happen I find it kind of fascinating, as you can probably tell. Anyway, enough about me, let's talk about you. You're hot and I want to climb on top of you. On Sun, May 27, 2012 at 7:52 PM, Evie Paradise <mercerevie@gmail.com> wrote:XD are u feeling better barrett brown? On Sun, May 27, 2012 at 7:35 PM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:What a coincidence, I like yours too. We have a lot in common. On Sun, May 27, 2012 at 10:51 AM, Evie Paradise <mercerevie@gmail.com> wrote:i like your face. On Sun, May 27, 2012 at 12:12 AM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:Night night, sweet one. On Sat, May 26, 2012 at 10:54 PM, Evie Paradise <mercerevie@gmail.com> wrote:goodnight bb feel better soon :) On Sat, May 26, 2012 at 8:58 PM, Evie Paradise <mercerevie@gmail.com> wrote:i'm not sick dummy i am having girl problems. sorry to hear you are though that sounds pretty bad. antibiotics are frustrating tho for me it always seems like the sickness stays around for longer than the pills last. too bad we aren't together right now that would be the sexiest thing ever. On Sat, May 26, 2012 at 8:55 PM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:Started on antibiotics this morning to kill off this terrible sinus infection that had spread to my neck and shoulder muscles and which was otherwise terrible. They're these really powerful Mexican antibiotics, so the inflammation and all that is already going away, but I'll probably still be kind of sick for another 24 hours. Meanwhile, reading magazines and internets. Guess you're still sick too, then. On Sat, May 26, 2012 at 5:02 PM, Evie Paradise <mercerevie@gmail.com> wrote:ughhh i feelllll liiiikkkkkke crap. what about you mr. brown? On Sat, May 26, 2012 at 5:14 PM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:Hey there, pretty. How's your day been? On Sat, May 26, 2012 at 1:05 AM, Evie Paradise <mercerevie@gmail.com> wrote:WOW THANKS BARRETT THAT IS EXACTLY THE IMAGE I HAVE IN MY MIND OF THE ENTIRE WEEK I CANNOT WAIT On Sat, May 26, 2012 at 2:00 AM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:Yeah, sounds like you need a vacation anyway. Can't wait till you get here and I have FIFTY IRC CHANNELS AND TWITTER OPEN SO I CAN TIE YOU TO THE CHAIR AND FORCE YOU TO WATCH ANON DRAMA On Sat, May 26, 2012 at 12:42 AM, Evie Paradise <mercerevie@gmail.com> wrote:can i just say i am so happy to be coming to texas i am so sick of this anonymous shit holy fuck crap shit cunt fuck i am exhausted. i know there is irony somewhere in this sentence idgaf lol On Sat, May 26, 2012 at 1:33 AM, Evie Paradise <mercerevie@gmail.com> wrote:it's long and stupid idk who gives a shit but it's here: http://pastebin.com/nNVp2HQu i found it on an enemy page.. trying to talk about how "stupid" x is. On Sat, May 26, 2012 at 1:31 AM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:Actually, I was taking about this thing where he referred to Voxanon as "his" on a couple of occasions and now he's getting kind of bashed for it. What's this pastebin? On Sat, May 26, 2012 at 12:26 AM, Evie Paradise <mercerevie@gmail.com> wrote:yeah the leaked pastebin... i saw it today, regarding montreal? i enjoy drama when it does not involve me it's pretty awesome. On Sat, May 26, 2012 at 1:25 AM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:Ha, I'm also coming down with some sort of sinus infection or whatever, so good timing indeed. Guess I'll have to go get antibiotics tomorrow, which tends to be a major hassle. Right now I'm catching up on Twitter drama, mostly involved CommanderX. On Fri, May 25, 2012 at 11:29 PM, Evie Paradise <mercerevie@gmail.com> wrote:lol. i only just now saw your previous message about the accidental matchmaker.� completely hilarious. i'm not feeling so well right now which is actually awesome timing... ahem so i'm going to bed early.� i am so excited bby. <3 On Fri, May 25, 2012 at 8:42 PM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:Facebook performance art. On Fri, May 25, 2012 at 7:34 PM, Evie Paradise <mercerevie@gmail.com> wrote:aaaaaaaaand scene. On Fri, May 25, 2012 at 8:06 PM, Evie Paradise <mercerevie@gmail.com> wrote:pls accept stormy may she wants to like my comment On Fri, May 25, 2012 at 8:00 PM, Evie Paradise <mercerevie@gmail.com> wrote:sorry i had to write something. i unblocked her just for this special moment On Fri, May 25, 2012 at 7:57 PM, Evie Paradise <mercerevie@gmail.com> wrote:LOLOLOLO let me go look On Fri, May 25, 2012 at 7:54 PM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:Here's your confirmation code or whatever: Expedia Itinerary #: 146645345873 And now Brett has left SIX COMMENTS ON A SINGLE POST ON MY FACEBOOK PAGE IN LAST TWO HOURS On Fri, May 25, 2012 at 6:46 PM, Evie Paradise <mercerevie@gmail.com> wrote:yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!! On Fri, May 25, 2012 at 6:18 PM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:Just bought the ticket a little while ago, let me know if you get the confirmation e-mail. On Fri, May 25, 2012 at 1:10 AM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:Just realized I have to pull money out of my savings and into my checking to make the purchase, will get the ticket tomorrow. Then it will be all sexy. On Fri, May 25, 2012 at 12:58 AM, Evie Paradise <mercerevie@gmail.com> wrote:yeah i hold a us passport On Fri, May 25, 2012 at 1:58 AM, Evie Paradise <mercerevie@gmail.com> wrote:416 462 9975 but like yeah don't call that ever lol On Fri, May 25, 2012 at 1:57 AM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:Passport is US? And what's your primary phone number? On Fri, May 25, 2012 at 12:53 AM, Evie Paradise <mercerevie@gmail.com> wrote:it does. and jennifer taylor march 15, 1982 On Fri, May 25, 2012 at 1:51 AM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:I'm going to go �ahead and buy the top one, that works for you? On Fri, May 25, 2012 at 12:48 AM, Evie Paradise <mercerevie@gmail.com> wrote:http://www.expedia.com/Flights-Search?trip=roundtrip&leg1=from%3AToronto%2C+ON%2C+Canada+%28YYZ-Pearson+Intl.%29%2Cto%3ADallas%2C+TX%2C+United+States+%28DFW+-+All+Airports%29%2Cdeparture%3A06%2F10%2F2012TANYT&leg2=from%3ADallas%2C+TX%2C+United+States+%28DFW+-+All+Airports%29%2Cto%3AToronto%2C+ON%2C+Canada+%28YYZ-Pearson+Intl.%29%2Cdeparture%3A06%2F18%2F2012TANYT&passengers=children%3A0%2Cadults%3A1%2Cseniors%3A0%2Cinfantinlap%3AY&options=cabinclass%3Aeconomy%2Cnopenalty%3AN%2Csortby%3Aprice&mode=search the top one looks good On Fri, May 25, 2012 at 1:24 AM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:That's very exciting, the fact you'll actually be here. Let's try to face each other on Skype soon, despite how shy we'll both be now. On Fri, May 25, 2012 at 12:14 AM, Evie Paradise <mercerevie@gmail.com> wrote:ok i will try to find something. :) On Fri, May 25, 2012 at 1:10 AM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:Something whereby you left before the 19th, when this damn court thing occurs. I don't how long it would be convenient for you to say beforehand, but I'm sure you could do a week, and if longer, that'd be wonderful as well. So ideally, something whereby you could come down between the 5th and 10th and stay till the 18th would work. On Fri, May 25, 2012 at 12:05 AM, Evie Paradise <mercerevie@gmail.com> wrote::) you want me to find it? ok but aren't you unsure of what will happen? you mean before the 19th or after? On Fri, May 25, 2012 at 1:03 AM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:I'm just as happy to get these responses back from you. I can't be as direct when we talk face to face, and I know you can't either, because there's a certain intensity and shyness involved on both our parts. And that's very cute of both of us, I guess. Please go ahead and try to find a round-trip flight down to Dallas for sometime next month. Just find the flight info and I'll pay for it. On Thu, May 24, 2012 at 11:51 PM, Evie Paradise <mercerevie@gmail.com> wrote:because, of the lyrics but also the video, you are a bit of a drug for me and ever since i met you i feel high and i admit i have told one or two girlfriends i trust and your attention is so fucking amazing and you are fucking adorable as well. i NEVER thought of you this way ever since i heard of you and now out of nowhere this.� i'm happy bb. i am going to read your email like 12 times now ok. <3 On Fri, May 25, 2012 at 12:31 AM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:I just want to tell you something for the record. I get a great deal out of even the limited contact we've had so far. It's very wonderful for me to be able to talk to someone about some of the unusual things I'm involved in, and to know that that person understands them. More than that, every male wants to be able to impress a female with whatever he's supposedly done. And aside from whatever noble reasons I might possibly have to have done certain things, you're the exact sort of female that makes these things worth it beyond politics; as in, there's a part of me that wants to get things done out of some committment to justice, and there's another part of me that wants to have some sort of life beyond whatever sacrifices I have to make, and the part of me that wants me to be happy wants to impress someone exactly like you, because of what you are. That you understand these issues and all of that is one thing; and your wider personality is another part of it; but a singificant part of it is also that you're physically beautiful. If you were just beautiful, I'd be attracted to you in some way. But that, combined with how you think, makes me want to have a chance to have you with me so that I can fuck you, take you to a bar, tell you amusing anecdotes, have you tell me some as well, and all of that. Having all of this would make me happy, and that's what I want right now. It's a rare and lucky thing to happen to come into contact with someone that you're fond of. On Thu, May 24, 2012 at 5:48 PM, Evie Paradise <mercerevie@gmail.com> wrote:they can't arrest his idea, barrett. also i have a hard time not thinking about you ok thanks bye. On Thu, May 24, 2012 at 6:43 PM, Evie Paradise <mercerevie@gmail.com> wrote:;holy shit he's hardcore On Thu, May 24, 2012 at 5:16 PM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0512/76723.html On Thu, May 24, 2012 at 1:31 AM, Evie Paradise <mercerevie@gmail.com> wrote:nearly there durr hurr On Thu, May 24, 2012 at 1:33 AM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:Yeah, I just got back from the bar, turned on Skype if you're around. On Wed, May 23, 2012 at 10:36 PM, Evie Paradise <mercerevie@gmail.com> wrote:That is a whole lot of shit. I am glad though that it's not something worse. At the time you had no idea all this other shit was going to happen so yeah I can see how it seemed like a good idea at the time. are you going to be up late? On Wed, May 23, 2012 at 10:03 PM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:It's nothing life-shattering, but on top of all the FBI shit, I have to appear in court in Austin on the 19th of next month to deal with a probation violation charge. I used my friend Mirna's car to go get cigarettes when I was visiting her in 2004 after getting back from Mexico and heading to New York, and I hadn't driven in a while, so forgot to turn the headlights on while driving back from the 7-11 five blocks her place. Got pulled over, agreed to do the breathalyzer, and my alcohol level was a bit over the limit (Texas has one of lowest limits in U.S.). Managed to do a gig at Nerve.com in NYC but then had to come back to Austin for court, got put on a really expensive 18-month probation, and then a few months later got laid off from my copywriting gig. Thus had no money to pay the remaining "court costs" and monthly probation fee, much less the rent on apartment I'd sublet. My only good option was to take a job as an office furniture mover at a weird "company" my dad was working for in Dallas (actually a�Pentecostal�church run by a former stockbroker, long story). But the probation office wasn't interested in allowing me to change cities, whereas if I'd stayed I would have ended up getting my probation revoked and ending up in a state prison. So I just "jumped" probation and went to go live on my dad's floor for about five months and worked 10-hour days moving metal desks out of office buildings so I could pay for the apartment I wasn't living in and hopefully save up money. So a new warrant went out for my arrest, except they never found me (they've got tons of other probation violators to deal with aside from me). Eventually I managed to start selling articles that I wrote in the evenings and weekends and got a political analysis gig for an online outlet and all that, and finally moved back to Austin, leaving under sub-leases so that I wouldn't get swept up in warrant raids, and eventually moved to New York anyway. Then, after the FBI raided my apartment here in Dallas, they gave the Dallas Police my info, so I was arrested two days later and spent another day in city lockup. Now I've had to pay a lawyer $3,500 to handle the case, another $1,000 for more court costs, and depending on what the judge thinks about my explanation, I'll either have to go back on some new probation, or end up doing half a year in county, which would have a serious impact on my ability to respond to the various other issues, particularly the FBI investigation and whatever Barr/Ryan/Hoglund etc have planned for me next. Possibly I'll be able to spend any time incarcerated writing something of value, but obviously it's not something I look forward to. So, long story short, it's impossible for me to make any life plans at this point, between this and the prospect of a federal trial as well. On Wed, May 23, 2012 at 4:01 AM, Evie Paradise <mercerevie@gmail.com> wrote:Aww, Barrett, I really, REALLY do like you, I hope I get to meet up with you somehow. This is weird and idk random but in a good way. What you say worries me, I am not hugely aware of what exactly you are facing. Legally I mean. I mean, I know the basic shit everyone knows but the way you talk makes it sound there is something lurking in the background. Are you not protected if it's something you wrote about? I can skype with you soon. I just have to coordinate it around the schedule of other people in my house. Although we are not together like that it would be rude of me to to that. Maybe tomorrow or Thurs night. I can figure it out. unless u were hella trashed from the bar in which case disregard lol ;) <3 On Wed, May 23, 2012 at 1:54 AM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:Don't try to be aloof. We like each other, and have romantic feelings for each other, at least based on what we've experienced of each other so far. You're exactly who I would want to be with if I could. The major problem has to do with what's going to happen to me legally. Things are what they are. But in terms of what I'm facing, and what's likely to happen to me, I really don't know how to proceed. I want to figure something out in terms of you and me, though. Talk to me on Skype when you can. On Tue, May 22, 2012 at 8:49 PM, Evie Paradise <mercerevie@gmail.com> wrote:iamreallygoodactually,trying tostayawayfromsocialmediaforawhileasit'sfuckingkillingmybrain. ihaveworkthenexttwodayscan'tbebotheredwithpointlessstuff.tiwastryingtobealoofandnotearlierbut ifailed.dammitbb.atleastthebookisdone.that'ssomething.OnTue,May22,2012at9:35PM,BarrettBrown<barriticus@gmail.com>wrote:Hey.Actuallytryingnottothinkaboutthebook;it'sallinthehandsofthesuitsnowandI'mtryingtodecidewhattodonext.About togotomylittlecornerbartotrytomakethatdecision;it's$2pintnight,soI'msurewhateverIcomeupwithbewellthoughtout.Howareyou?OnTue,May22,2012at2:45PM,EvieParadise<mercerevie@gmail.com>wrote:hithere.hopeeverythingiswellwyouandthatthebookhasn'tkilledyouyet.:)-jOnSun,May20,2012at4:28AM,EvieParadise<mercerevie@gmail.com>wrote:averygoodidea,imo.hopeyourweekend isgoingwell.OnSat,May19,2012at4:58PM,BarrettBrown<barriticus@gmail.com>wrote:Ididn'tnotice.Let'sgazefondlyateachotheragainsometime.OnSat,May19,2012at1:04AM,EvieParadise<mercerevie@gmail.com>wrote:ohfuckman�iwouldn'tgetthejob.lookatthattypo.fuckmeineedaproofreader.Your.smh.OnFri,May18,2012at8:56PM,EvieParadise<mercerevie@gmail.com>wrote:i'vebeenapplyingtojobsalotsohere'satynote:DearBarrett,Yourareagreatconversationalpersonwithpleasing... 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