Suffice to say that I've been making the time go faster by thinking
about some of the specifics.

slowest pace ever in the history of two weeks.

On Sun, May 27, 2012 at 10:00 PM, Evie Paradise <mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

is that how it works? i guess i'll have to read about it.

On Sun, May 27, 2012 at 9:59 PM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

I guess we'll take turns?

On Sun, May 27, 2012 at 8:56 PM, Evie Paradise <mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

I love it when a man tells me about his mom and then segways into sexy
talk.
Just it's my number one turn on.

lmao

aww baby I am sorry you were so ill. they must be like super intense
gangster type antibiotics w/ tattoos and everything, driving around in
low
riders.

and again, with the coincidences because i would like to climb on top
of
you. how are we going to work out this complicated situation???

On Sun, May 27, 2012 at 9:48 PM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

I am. These are Mexican antiobiotics I'm taking; my mom always gets
them when she goes over because getting them here is a big hassle, so
I was lucky she'd just gone over a couple weeks ago, otherwise I would
have had to actually go to a doctor and then get a prescription and
then pick up the fucking prescription and otherwise pay $200 and spend
two or three hours running around in 90 degree weather when of course
I was sick as shit, but because she had these, I could just have her
bring them over the other morning. Before I took the first two
yesterday, my entire neck was inflamed, my shoulders were inflamed,
all kinds of horrible things were no doubt happening in my lymph nodes
and whatever other things exist in my body that I don't really
understand because I don't know these things, etc. And these already
started working yesterday and by the time I woke up today, the
infection was already mostly receded, and now I'm only a little bit
sick still, and will probably be entirely recovered by tomorrow. So,
yeah, Mexican antibiotics are pretty hard core. I don't really get
sick that often so when it does happen I find it kind of fascinating,
as you can probably tell.

Anyway, enough about me, let's talk about you. You're hot and I want
to climb on top of you.

On Sun, May 27, 2012 at 7:52 PM, Evie Paradise <mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

XD are u feeling better barrett brown?

On Sun, May 27, 2012 at 7:35 PM, Barrett Brown
<barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

What a coincidence, I like yours too. We have a lot in common.

On Sun, May 27, 2012 at 10:51 AM, Evie Paradise
<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

i like your face.

On Sun, May 27, 2012 at 12:12 AM, Barrett Brown
<barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

Night night, sweet one.

On Sat, May 26, 2012 at 10:54 PM, Evie Paradise
<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

goodnight bb feel better soon :)

On Sat, May 26, 2012 at 8:58 PM, Evie Paradise
<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

i'm not sick dummy i am having girl problems.

sorry to hear you are though that sounds pretty bad.
antibiotics
are
frustrating tho for me it always seems like the sickness
stays
around
for
longer than the pills last.

too bad we aren't together right now that would be the
sexiest
thing
ever.

On Sat, May 26, 2012 at 8:55 PM, Barrett Brown
<barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

Started on antibiotics this morning to kill off this
terrible
sinus
infection that had spread to my neck and shoulder muscles
and
which
was otherwise terrible. They're these really powerful
Mexican
antibiotics, so the inflammation and all that is already
going
away,
but I'll probably still be kind of sick for another 24
hours.
Meanwhile, reading magazines and internets. Guess you're
still
sick
too, then.


On Sat, May 26, 2012 at 5:02 PM, Evie Paradise
<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

ughhh i feelllll liiiikkkkkke crap. what about you mr.
brown?

On Sat, May 26, 2012 at 5:14 PM, Barrett Brown
<barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

Hey there, pretty. How's your day been?

On Sat, May 26, 2012 at 1:05 AM, Evie Paradise
<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

WOW THANKS BARRETT THAT IS EXACTLY THE IMAGE I HAVE IN
MY
MIND
OF
THE
ENTIRE
WEEK I CANNOT WAIT

On Sat, May 26, 2012 at 2:00 AM, Barrett Brown
<barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

Yeah, sounds like you need a vacation anyway. Can't
wait
till
you
get
here and I have FIFTY IRC CHANNELS AND TWITTER OPEN SO
I
CAN
TIE
YOU
TO THE CHAIR AND FORCE YOU TO WATCH ANON DRAMA

On Sat, May 26, 2012 at 12:42 AM, Evie Paradise
<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

can i just say i am so happy to be coming to texas i
am
so
sick
of
this
anonymous shit holy fuck crap shit cunt fuck i am
exhausted. i
know
there is
irony somewhere in this sentence idgaf lol

On Sat, May 26, 2012 at 1:33 AM, Evie Paradise
<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

it's long and stupid idk who gives a shit but it's
here: http://pastebin.com/nNVp2HQu i found it on an
enemy
page..
trying
to
talk about how "stupid" x  is.

On Sat, May 26, 2012 at 1:31 AM, Barrett Brown
<barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

Actually, I was taking about this thing where he
referred
to
Voxanon
as "his" on a couple of occasions and now he's
getting
kind
of
bashed
for it. What's this pastebin?

On Sat, May 26, 2012 at 12:26 AM, Evie Paradise
<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

yeah the leaked pastebin... i saw it today,
regarding
montreal? i
enjoy
drama when it does not involve me it's pretty
awesome.

On Sat, May 26, 2012 at 1:25 AM, Barrett Brown
<barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

Ha, I'm also coming down with some sort of
sinus
infection
or
whatever, so good timing indeed. Guess I'll
have to
go
get
antibiotics
tomorrow, which tends to be a major hassle.
Right
now
I'm
catching
up
on Twitter drama, mostly involved CommanderX.

On Fri, May 25, 2012 at 11:29 PM, Evie Paradise
<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

lol. i only just now saw your previous
message
about
the
accidental
matchmaker.� completely hilarious. i'm not
feeling
so
well
right
now
which
is actually awesome timing... ahem so i'm
going
to
bed
early.�
i
am
so
excited bby. <3

On Fri, May 25, 2012 at 8:42 PM, Barrett
Brown
<barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

Facebook performance art.

On Fri, May 25, 2012 at 7:34 PM, Evie
Paradise
<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

aaaaaaaaand scene.

On Fri, May 25, 2012 at 8:06 PM, Evie
Paradise
<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

pls accept stormy may she wants to like
my
comment

On Fri, May 25, 2012 at 8:00 PM, Evie
Paradise
<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

sorry i had to write something. i
unblocked
her
just
for
this
special
moment

On Fri, May 25, 2012 at 7:57 PM, Evie
Paradise
<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

LOLOLOLO let me go look

On Fri, May 25, 2012 at 7:54 PM,
Barrett
Brown
<barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

Here's your confirmation code or
whatever:

Expedia Itinerary #: 146645345873

And now Brett has left SIX COMMENTS ON
A
SINGLE
POST ON
MY
FACEBOOK
PAGE IN LAST TWO HOURS

On Fri, May 25, 2012 at 6:46 PM, Evie
Paradise
<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!

On Fri, May 25, 2012 at 6:18 PM,
Barrett
Brown
<barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

Just bought the ticket a little
while
ago,
let
me
know
if
you
get
the
confirmation e-mail.

On Fri, May 25, 2012 at 1:10 AM,
Barrett
Brown
<barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

Just realized I have to pull
money
out
of
my
savings
and
into
my
checking to make the purchase,
will
get
the
ticket
tomorrow.
Then
it
will be all sexy.

On Fri, May 25, 2012 at 12:58 AM,
Evie
Paradise
<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

yeah i hold a us passport

On Fri, May 25, 2012 at 1:58 AM,
Evie
Paradise
<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

416 462 9975

but like yeah don't call that
ever
lol

On Fri, May 25, 2012 at 1:57
AM,
Barrett
Brown
<barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

Passport is US? And what's
your
primary
phone
number?

On Fri, May 25, 2012 at 12:53
AM,
Evie
Paradise
<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

it does. and jennifer taylor
march
15,
1982

On Fri, May 25, 2012 at 1:51
AM,
Barrett
Brown
<barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

I'm going to go �ahead and
buy
the
top
one,
that
works
for
you?

On Fri, May 25, 2012 at
12:48
AM,
Evie
Paradise
<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

http://www.expedia.com/Flights-Search?trip=roundtrip&leg1=from%3AToronto%2C+ON%2C+Canada+%28YYZ-Pearson+Intl.%29%2Cto%3ADallas%2C+TX%2C+United+States+%28DFW+-+All+Airports%29%2Cdeparture%3A06%2F10%2F2012TANYT&leg2=from%3ADallas%2C+TX%2C+United+States+%28DFW+-+All+Airports%29%2Cto%3AToronto%2C+ON%2C+Canada+%28YYZ-Pearson+Intl.%29%2Cdeparture%3A06%2F18%2F2012TANYT&passengers=children%3A0%2Cadults%3A1%2Cseniors%3A0%2Cinfantinlap%3AY&options=cabinclass%3Aeconomy%2Cnopenalty%3AN%2Csortby%3Aprice&mode=search


the top one looks good

On Fri, May 25, 2012 at
1:24
AM,
Barrett
Brown
<barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

That's very exciting, the
fact
you'll
actually
be
here.

Let's try to face each
other
on
Skype
soon,
despite
how
shy
we'll
both
be now.

On Fri, May 25, 2012 at
12:14
AM,
Evie
Paradise
<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

ok i will try to find
something.
:)

On Fri, May 25, 2012 at
1:10
AM,
Barrett
Brown
<barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

Something whereby you
left
before
the
19th,
when
this
damn
court
thing
occurs. I don't how
long it
would
be
convenient
for
you
to say
beforehand,
but I'm sure you could
do a
week,
and if
longer,
that'd
be
wonderful as
well. So ideally,
something
whereby
you
could
come
down
between
the 5th and
10th and stay till the
18th
would
work.

On Fri, May 25, 2012 at
12:05
AM,
Evie
Paradise
<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

:) you want me to find
it?
ok
but
aren't
you
unsure
of
what
will
happen? you mean
before
the
19th
or
after?

On Fri, May 25, 2012
at
1:03
AM,
Barrett
Brown
<barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

I'm just as happy to
get
these
responses
back
from
you. I
can't
be
as direct when we
talk
face
to
face,
and
I
know
you
can't
either, because
there's a certain
intensity
and
shyness
involved
on
both our
parts. And
that's very cute of
both
of
us,
I
guess.

Please go ahead and
try
to
find
a
round-trip
flight
down to
Dallas
for sometime next
month.
Just
find
the
flight
info
and
I'll
pay
for it.

On Thu, May 24, 2012
at
11:51
PM,
Evie
Paradise

<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

because, of the
lyrics
but
also
the
video,
you
are
a
bit of
a
drug
for me and ever
since i
met
you i
feel
high
and
i
admit i
have
told one or
two girlfriends i
trust
and
your
attention
is
so
fucking
amazing and you are
fucking adorable as
well. i
NEVER
thought
of
you
this
way
ever
since i heard
of you and now out
of
nowhere
this.�
i'm
happy
bb.
i
am
going
to read your
email like 12 times
now
ok.
<3

On Fri, May 25, 2012
at
12:31
AM,
Barrett
Brown

<barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

I just want to tell
you
something
for
the
record.

I get a great deal
out
of
even
the
limited
contact
we've
had
so
far. It's very
wonderful
for
me
to
be
able
to
talk
to
someone
about some of
the unusual things
I'm
involved
in,
and
to
know
that
that
person understands
them. More than
that,
every
male
wants
to
be
able
to
impress a
female with
whatever he's
supposedly
done.
And
aside
from
whatever
noble
reasons I might
possibly have to
have
done
certain
things,
you're
the
exact
sort of female
that makes these
things
worth
it
beyond
politics;
as
in,
there's a part of
me that wants to
get
things
done
out
of
some
committment
to
justice, and
there's another
part of
me
that
wants
to
have
some
sort of
life beyond
whatever sacrifices
I
have
to
make,
and
the
part
of
me
that
wants me to be
happy wants to
impress
someone
exactly
like
you,
because
of
what you are.
That you understand
these
issues
and
all
of
that
is
one
thing;
and your
wider personality
is
another
part of
it;
but a
singificant
part of it is
also that you're
physically
beautiful.
If
you
were
just
beautiful, I'd be
attracted to you in
some
way.
But
that,
combined
with how
you
think, makes
me want to have a
chance
to
have
you
with
me
so
that
I can
fuck you, take
you to a bar, tell
you
amusing
anecdotes,
have
you
tell me
some as well, and
all of that. Having
all
of
this
would
make
me
happy,
and
that's what I want
right now. It's a
rare
and
lucky
thing
to
happen
to
come
into
contact with
someone that you're
fond
of.


On Thu, May 24,
2012 at
5:48
PM,
Evie
Paradise

<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

they can't arrest
his
idea,
barrett.
also
i
have
a
hard
time
not
thinking about you
ok
thanks
bye.
On Thu, May 24,
2012
at
6:43
PM,
Evie
Paradise

<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:;

holy shit he's
hardcore

On Thu, May 24,
2012
at
5:16
PM,
Barrett
Brown


<barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0512/76723.html

On Thu, May 24,
2012
at
1:31
AM,
Evie
Paradise


<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

nearly there
durr
hurr

On Thu, May 24,
2012
at
1:33
AM,
Barrett
Brown


<barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

Yeah, I just
got
back
from
the
bar,
turned
on
Skype
if
you're
around.

On Wed, May
23,
2012
at
10:36
PM,
Evie
Paradise



<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

That is a
whole
lot
of
shit. I
am
glad
though
that
it's
not
something
worse.
At
the
time
you
had
no
idea
all
this
other shit
was
going
to happen so
yeah
I
can
see
how
it
seemed
like
a
good
idea at the
time.

are you going
to
be
up
late?

On Wed, May
23,
2012
at
10:03
PM,
Barrett
Brown



<barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

It's nothing

life-shattering,
but
on
top
of
all the
FBI
shit, I have
to
appear
in
court
in
Austin
on
the
19th
of next
month to
deal
with a
probation
violation
charge.
I
used
my
friend
Mirna's car
to
go
get
cigarettes
when
I
was
visiting
her
in
2004
after
getting back
from
Mexico
and heading
to
New
York,
and
I
hadn't
driven
in a
while, so
forgot
to
turn
the
headlights
on
while
driving
back
from
the
7-11
five
blocks her
place.
Got pulled
over,
agreed
to do
the

breathalyzer,
and
my
alcohol
level
was a
bit over the
limit
(Texas
has
one
of
lowest
limits
in
U.S.).
Managed
to
do a
gig at
Nerve.com
in
NYC
but
then
had to
come
back
to
Austin for
court,
got
put on a
really
expensive
18-month
probation,
and
then
a few months
later
got laid off
from
my
copywriting
gig.
Thus
had no
money
to pay the
remaining
"court
costs"
and
monthly
probation
fee,
much
less
the
rent on
apartment
I'd
sublet. My
only
good
option
was
to
take
a
job
as an
office
furniture
mover
at a weird
"company"
my
dad
was
working
for
in
Dallas
(actually



a�Pentecostal�church
run
by a
former
stockbroker,
long
story). But
the
probation
office
wasn't
interested
in
allowing me
to
change
cities,
whereas
if I'd
stayed I
would
have
ended
up
getting
my
probation
revoked
and
ending
up in a
state
prison.
So
I
just
"jumped"
probation
and
went to go
live
on
my
dad's floor
for
about
five
months
and
worked
10-hour
days moving
metal
desks
out of
office
buildings
so I
could
pay
for
the
apartment I
wasn't
living
in
and
hopefully
save
up
money.
So
a
new
warrant
went
out
for my
arrest,
except
they never
found
me
(they've
got
tons
of
other
probation
violators
to
deal
with aside
from
me).
Eventually
I
managed
to
start
selling
articles
that
I
wrote in the
evenings
and
weekends
and
got
a
political
analysis gig
for
an
online
outlet
and
all
that,
and
finally
moved
back
to
Austin,
leaving
under
sub-leases
so
that
I
wouldn't
get
swept
up
in
warrant
raids, and
eventually
moved to New
York
anyway.
Then,
after
the
FBI
raided my
apartment
here
in
Dallas, they
gave
the
Dallas
Police
my
info,
so I
was
arrested two
days
later and
spent
another
day
in
city
lockup.
Now
I've
had to pay a
lawyer
$3,500 to
handle
the
case,
another
$1,000
for
more
court costs,
and
depending on
what
the
judge
thinks
about
my
explanation,
I'll
either
have
to
go back on
some
new
probation,
or
end
up
doing half
a
year in
county,
which
would have a
serious
impact
on
my
ability
to
respond to
the various
other
issues,
particularly
the
FBI

investigation
and
whatever


Barr/Ryan/Hoglund
etc have
planned
for
me
next.
Possibly
I'll
be able
to
spend any
time
incarcerated
writing
something
of
value,
but
obviously
it's not
something
I
look forward
to.
So,
long
story
short,
it's
impossible
for me to
make
any
life plans
at
this
point,
between
this
and
the
prospect
of a federal
trial
as well.

On Wed, May
23,
2012
at
4:01
AM,
Evie
Paradise



<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

Aww,
Barrett, I
really,
REALLY
do
like
you,
I hope
I
get
to meet up
with
you
somehow.
This
is
weird
and idk
random but
in a
good
way.
What you
say
worries
me,
I
am
not
hugely
aware of
what
exactly you
are
facing.
Legally
I
mean. I
mean, I
know
the basic
shit
everyone
knows
but
the
way
you
talk
makes
it
sound
there is
something
lurking in
the
background.
Are
you
not
protected
if
it's
something
you
wrote
about?

I can skype
with
you
soon. I
just
have
to
coordinate
it
around the
schedule
of
other
people in
my
house.
Although we
are
not
together
like
that
it
would
be
rude of
me
to
to
that.
Maybe
tomorrow
or
Thurs
night. I
can
figure it
out.

unless u
were
hella
trashed
from
the
bar
in
which
case
disregard
lol
;)

<3

On Wed, May
23,
2012
at
1:54
AM,
Barrett
Brown




<barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

Don't try
to
be
aloof.
We
like
each
other,
and
have
romantic
feelings
for
each
other,
at
least
based
on
what we've

experienced
of each
other
so
far.
You're
exactly
who
I
would
want
to be with
if
I
could.
The major
problem
has
to do
with
what's
going to
happen to
me
legally.
Things are
what
they
are.
But
in
terms
of
what
I'm
facing,
and
what's
likely
to happen
to
me,
I
really
don't
know
how
to
proceed.
I want to
figure
something
out
in
terms
of
you
and
me,
though.
Talk to
me on
Skype
when
you
can.

On Tue,
May
22,
2012
at
8:49
PM,
Evie
Paradise




<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

i am
really
good
actually,
trying to
stay
away
from
social
media
for
a
while
as
it's
fucking
killing
my
brain. i
have
work
the
next two
days
can't
be
bothered
with
pointless
stuff.t
i was
trying
to
be
aloof
and
not
email
earlier
but i
failed.
dammit
bb.

at least
the
book
is
done.
that's

something.

On Tue,
May
22,
2012
at
9:35
PM,
Barrett
Brown




<barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

Hey.
Actually
trying
not
to
think
about
the
book;
it's
all in
the
hands
of
the
suits
now
and
I'm
trying
to
decide
what
to
do
next.
About to
go
to
my
little
corner
bar
to
try to
make
that

decision;
it's
$2
pint
night,
so
I'm
sure
whatever
I
come
up with
be
well
thought
out.
How
are
you?

On Tue,
May
22,
2012
at
2:45
PM,
Evie
Paradise





<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

hi
there.

hope

everything
is
well
w
you
and
that
the
book
hasn't
killed
you
yet.
:)

-j

On Sun,
May
20,
2012
at
4:28
AM,
Evie

Paradise





<mercerevie@gmail.com>
wrote:

a very
good
idea,
imo.
hope
your

weekend is
going
well.

On
Sat,
May
19,
2012
at
4:58
PM,

Barrett
Brown





<barriticus@gmail.com>
wrote:

I
didn't

notice.
Let's
gaze

fondly
at
each
other
again
some
time.

On
Sat,
May
19,
2012
at
1:04
AM,
Evie

Paradise





<mercerevie@gmail.com>

wrote:

oh
fuck
man�
i

wouldn't
get
the
job.
look
at
that

typo.
fuck
me
i
need
a



proofreader.

Your.
smh.

On
Fri,
May
18,
2012
at
8:56
PM,
Evie

Paradise






<mercerevie@gmail.com>

wrote:

i've

been


applying
to

jobs
a
lot
so

here's
a
ty

note:


Dear


Barrett,


Your
are
a

great




conversational

person

with


pleasing

...

[Message clipped]

--
Regards,

Barrett Brown
940-735-9748

-- 
Regards,

Barrett Brown
940-735-9748