Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard
From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Caleb: Need to play some hardcore video gamage.
Caleb: What's good?
me: I suggest you play Crusader Kings 2
Caleb: I said "good."
Caleb: Not "gayage"
me: Sorry, I misread that
me: Victoria 2
me: there's a new expansion, "A House Divided"
me: Get you some high-concept 19th socio-political-military strategy
Caleb: Is that available on the Steams?
me: it is indeed
Caleb: For the Apples?
Caleb: Tell me because I don't know how to find out for myself.
me: You should have told me you had an Apple before asking me about games
me: So I could have suggested you play Marathon
Caleb: Hey, Barrett.
Caleb: I have an Apple.
Caleb: Can you suggest any gays.
Caleb: I MEAN GAMES
Caleb: Faggot.
me: You'll have no problem finding gays with your Apple in tow!
Caleb: Unbelievable.
Caleb: I don't appreciate that.
me: It'll tell you on Steam whether your precious graphic design machine can play Victoria
me: later you can work on your commercial for the ad agency you work for in Manhattan and then fuck your boyfriend
Caleb: My boyfriend fucks me, thank you.