Subject: Chat with Catalina Saldaña
From: "Catalina Saldaña" <cat.salda@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Catalina: hey
Catalina: why arent you here?
me: yo
Catalina: im unemployed and living it up
me: book's not finished yet
Catalina: its awesome
Catalina: well shit... finish it here
me: what's living it up entail?
Catalina: working out and taking good care of myself and taking advantage of my insurace
Catalina: wake up, work out, eat well, clean up, pills and drinkking
me: very good
Catalina: i have not felt this great in years
Catalina: i feel amazing
Catalina: i just found out today that i personally know george zimmerman
Catalina: it was quite shocking
me: lol wut
me: how do you know him?
Catalina: i coould not believe thats the same Georgie from my childhood in Manassas
Catalina: family friends
me: wow
Catalina: my mother talked to his mother today
Catalina: we used to go to spanish mas together when i liven in virginia
Catalina: i was good friends with his older brother bobby
Catalina: mass
Catalina: gerogie was an altar boy
Catalina: he was the good one, in highschool Bobby came out as gay so that was the scandal
Catalina: he mved in with a much older man
Catalina: i bet that seems like nothing now
Catalina: anyway, come up come up while i am unemployed
me: how long will you be unemployed?
Catalina: i dont know
Catalina: as long as i can keep it up
Catalina: filed my taxes today
Catalina: so thats an extra 3,000
Catalina: i can live on that
Catalina: and unemployment
Catalina: my severance will run out in 1 week
me: I still need to figure out what to do
Catalina: amphetamines are hard to come by these days so i was thinking of making money that way
me: if I can just get the book done, I can start roaming around
Catalina: you know about the amphetamine shortage, but i dont know how to go about getting customers
Catalina: can you?
Catalina: youre not going to jail?
me: I haven't been indicted yet
me: but the FBI and whatever else will be keeping an eye on me
Catalina: can you leave the country?
me: I haven't been ordered not to
Catalina: let go
Catalina: lets go
me: maybe, I need to figure out some things
Catalina: like?
me: just general strategy
Catalina: well we need to figure out what coutries you cant get extradited from
Catalina: you can work from anywhere right?
me: essentially, yes
Catalina: hey how did you get in that program with the suboxone... is that what us was?
Catalina: now that im unemployed i should do something liek that
Catalina: we should not be chatting about this stuff
Catalina: haha lol just kidding none f the stuff i have written is true
Catalina: come up with a plan and call me
me: I will
me: give me a week or two
Catalina: ll give you half a week
Catalina: i have had so much time on my hands that i have completely organized my life
Catalina: i could kill myself and it would be ok because nothing is pending and my room is completely organized, labeled and spotless
Catalina: and my corpse would be beautiful
Catalina: all the working out, eating right and going to spas and beauty salons with my severance money
Catalina: i have even been making beauty products from scratch
Catalina: and splurged on ligerie
Catalina: so if i die its ok
me: wait for a while, I'll bury you someplace nice
Catalina: i want an open casket in my lingerie but i still want to be cremated afterwards ok?
Catalina: fine ill wait
Catalina: but only for you
Catalina: i cannot believe little Georgie killed a guy!!!!
Catalina: anyway im gonna take sme bennies and call it a night
me: call me later in the week
Catalina: sure thing
me: oh, I've got a new number
Catalina: oh then you call me
Catalina: or text me
me: k
Catalina: so i know its you
Catalina: night