Caleb: So my anchor apparently went to high school with the Bush twins. Caleb: She and Jenna didn't get along. Caleb: JB spilled the beans to the entire school about a private party my anchor was throwing at her parents' lake house. Caleb: So my anchor set up two homemade fifteen-foot "Gore/Lieberman 2000" signs in the driveway that night. Caleb: Which, I think, shows some strength of character. me: indeed me: he should get a presidential medal of honor like Tenet Caleb: Hot blonde, bro. me: http://pastebin.com/XWVqYBtN me: they hacked Assad's office me: got these e-mails from PR minister Caleb: Saw that, bro. me: see at top when ABC asks her about her quote to Kuwait times me: we got her cell number too Caleb: Is she single? me: maybe Caleb: Blockbuster stuff here. Caleb: Looks as if things are getting quite... Syria-ous? Caleb: Wow, this is really some degenerate bullshit. me: yeah me: it's like the worst response to anything ever Caleb: http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=V3K&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1280&bih=665&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=22kIu4Gv7I6_8M:&imgrefurl=http://www.hamzehmystiquefilms.com/woman/shaaban.htm&docid=ZlBIyQJ0Ys1PIM&imgurl=http://www.hamzehmystiquefilms.com/woman/images/shaaban2_bg.jpg&w=555&h=394&ei=bjIzT8O1DJOhsQLK6cWCAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=648&vpy=161&dur=26&hovh=189&hovw=267&tx=146&ty=62&sig=110939195018185238620&page=1&tbnh=153&tbnw=186&start=0&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:0 me: looks single Caleb: Boom Caleb: Robert Sager. Caleb: Of Boston. Caleb: Gave $10,000 to the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee in 2010. Caleb: $20,000 in 2009. Caleb: http://www.city-data.com/elec2/10/elec-BOSTON-MA-10-part1.html me: who's this? Caleb: http://fundrace.huffingtonpost.com/neighbors.php/neighbors.php?type=name&lname=Sager&fname=Robert Caleb: Ctrl-F your pastebin, faggot. Caleb: "Sager" me: oic Caleb: The one with the published Boston-area phone number. Caleb: That I am calling right now. Caleb: "Sorry, that mailbox is full." me: tee hee me: what you should really do me: is look into some of these USMC types included in the "LOL RUB PIGS BLOOD" e-mails to puckett & Faraj me: or watch Nixon Caleb: Look, it's not breaking news that Marines are bloodlusty nuts. Caleb: And Anthony Hopkins is not a passable Nixon. me: no, but we got Duncan Hunter and Allen West in these other e-mails Caleb: Oh shit! Caleb: Allen West said something irrevocably insane? Caleb: STOP THE PRESSES me: and Hopkins does a heart-stirring Nixon that brings the man back to life - not as the politician we thought we knew, but as the man that Nixon himself didn't suspect me: no, Allen West and Duncan Hunter secretly work with the firm and 2nd in command at USMC me: to try to make Haditha case go away me: and we have no idea what else is in thse Caleb: Maybe democracy isn't quite working out for the people of Florida. me: you should download the whole thing me: TAKE THAT BACK me: and then search keywords via your little Windows function when they're all in a single folder me: try child porn Caleb: Meanwhile Caleb: pfft Caleb: Meanwhile me: Meanwhile me: Oh, I'm coming up to Austin for SXSW Caleb: _Down_ me: they're premiering Anon documentary me: or not premiering it me: but showing it for second time or what have you me: Down? Caleb: You're coming _down_ to Austin. Caleb: Idiot. Caleb: pfft Caleb: Idiot. me: oh, I forgot which end was up on the sphere we live on Caleb: Oh no, now _I_ look the fool! Caleb: Faggot. Caleb: You might have to fend for yourself. me: nigga you better read some bucky fulminster Caleb: I'm trying to rent out my place for SXSW. me: gay me: where you gonna stay? Caleb: In my car, if I have to. me: jesus Caleb: These Hollywood guys pay, like, 400 dollars a night for semi-central digs. me: I'd imagine so Caleb: I figure, I'll live on the road for a few days, sleep on a few couches, and then bankroll your next Anon movie. me: Gee! me: Now YOU sound like one of those Hollywood guys! Caleb: Oy vey! me: oh me: http://andrewsullivan.thedailybeast.com/2012/02/hathos-alert.html me: but at redstate me: the party line's been shifting too fast for even the regulars to figure it out me: this is causing some problems Caleb: Oh yeah. Caleb: I saw an item where EE said he was gonna finally officially endorse. Caleb: That was before Tuesday. Caleb: Who'd he pick? Caleb: Was it Santorum? me: we need restate accounts, now me: http://www.redstate.com/leon_h_wolf/2012/02/08/what-the-heck-is-wrong-with-mitt-romney/ me: Leon H. Wolf banning people again Caleb: http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/209007-influential-conservative-blogger-endorses-sweet-meteor-of-death me: Cain endorsed "the people." Caleb: Then, two weeks later, endorsed Gingrich. Caleb: Then Donald Trump endorsed Romney. Caleb: And then when she said she was gonna, like, wreck my car, I didn't know _what_ to do! me: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwww me: a lot of conservatives have a hard time spelling Santorum Caleb: Example. me: santorium Caleb: http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/209007-influential-conservative-blogger-endorses-sweet-meteor-of-death me: santorom Caleb: Wait. Caleb: Not that one. Caleb: This: Caleb: http://www.erickerickson.org/blog/?p=5829 Caleb: Spectacular analysis from _October_. me: this one comment me: To Paraphrase The Godfather me: “You gotta understand! It’s nuttin’ puhsonal: it’s just politics!” me: I have no idea what line he thinks he's referencing me: also me: Satorum Caleb: Doesn't stand up to a Google search. Caleb: BUT SANTORUM SURE DOES me: HA I LOVE THAT me: fucking reddit me: also, Andrew Sullivan me: was all on that cool hilarious internet meme for a while until even his readers told him to shut the fuck up me: dude, this is a civil war me: everyone's mad me: and not everyone is entirely sure which of the three is supposed to be the fiscal conservative Caleb: Oh, really? Caleb: So you just started paying attention last week, too? Caleb: BECAUSE I JUST REALIZED THAT MYSELF Caleb: What's so civil about war anyway? me: why is the recommended diary Governor Rick Perry and the Brushfires of Freedom not available, I wonder me: because I really wanted to read that me: oh damn, Michael Medved is now part of the establishment me: Michael Medved is a dud me: Who cares about this clown? Does anyone listen to him anymore? How many stations carry this clown. Rush makes this fool look like Bozo from the circus. Caleb: When are you coming to Austin? Caleb: Wanna rent my place for $400 a night? Caleb: Cheap! me: shut up clown me: http://www.redstate.com/creinstein/2012/02/08/victory/ me: no need to read that one me: because I imagine you were about to read it Caleb: Watching _Caddyshack_ instead. me: there's not a single pro-Romney diary anywhere here Caleb: Big hitter, the Lama. me: http://global.nationalreview.com/ads/uk_020712.png me: Romney Calls Santorum and Gingrich ‘Republicans Who Acted Like Democrats’