Re: Barrett Barrett Barrett
Subject: Re: Barrett Barrett Barrett
From: Emma Allan <emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com>
Date: 1/24/12, 16:44
To: Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com>

Barrett, I can't help feeling terribly sorry for her. She is obviously so in love with your every utterance. I look at her twitter feed and FB and its all about you. Poor girl, have you told her nicely that you're not interested? I think that would be the best thing to do. Obviously I have no insight into your relationship with her and I sympathise if you are being stalked and please ignore me if I'm way off the mark. I'm trying to be nice to her. I think she needs a calming influence. 

Calb and I are planning a sexual love tryst at the Summer solstice. I'm a pagan witch and I'm going to take his double AIDS away. This is of course all in Calb's fevered imagination. Apparently, he still has no idea who I am. Isn't that flattering! (seeing as the only time I've ever talked to him was in a David Bowie thread on my wall in which I called Bowie a perpetually spooked moth in slip-ons.) This seemed to make Calb want to sleep with me all the more.

Re:video: I have no idea what to say on the video. I have an idea, or two but not had time to implement them yet. Therefore the first and second parts of this paragraph are in direct conflict with each other and will be duelling with pistols at dawn. 

Tell me what's happening with you. Now. 

On Tue, Jan 24, 2012 at 9:16 PM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:
I answer my phone, just not when she calls. She's a nut. Waiting for a video. Caleb has double AIDS.


On Tue, Jan 24, 2012 at 1:41 AM, Emma Allan <emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com> wrote:

Hey gorgeous, Princess Alba tweeted me. She's worried - you're not answering your phone and some idiot is tweeting about a package he sent you. I'm sure you're okay and I just dm'd her to that effect. Anyway reply to me asap, x

Ps Calb has offered to get me drunk and sleep with me if I'm ever in Austin. Of course I said yes.




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