Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard
From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Caleb: What's with the CBS attack?
me: lol
me: opportunity, I imagine
me: I'm sure someone will figure out a reason soon enough
me: ah, yes
me: their logo is ILLUMINATI
Caleb: How do you know it's Anonymous?
me: that'll do
me: skillz
me: was reported to me by Biella Coleman
me: she's in all the channels
me: an anthropologist from NYU
Caleb: Very well.
Caleb: My news director put the kibosh on that Perry staffer story.
me: oic
me: well, NBC is on it anyway
Caleb: Said she wanted to wait till Monday so she could get the legal department to look at it.
Caleb: I told her national was going forward with it.
Caleb: But them's the breaks.
me: wait, you're at an NBC affiliate?
Caleb: CBS.
me: oh, lol
Caleb: I'm gonna send my resume to RT.
Caleb: That's where I belong.
me: do that
me: my clip the other day got 400,000 views
Caleb: I know.
Caleb: Invest in a better webcam.
Caleb: Instead of cool jackets.
me: I don't know where those squares came from, doesn't happen often
me: Polish gov websites being attacked as well
me: and I got another tip about FBI coming for me
me: this time, ostensibly for having mentioned attack on whitehouse.gov before it happened or some such
Caleb: On an unrelated note
Caleb: Where are you right now exactly?
Caleb: I need to send you your W-2 forms.
me: whaaaa?
Caleb: Kidding.
Caleb: Just sending the federal agents to arrest you.
me: not cool, brah!
Caleb: At any rate, it's probably time you leave Dallas anyway.