Caleb: Angle your camera down a few dozen degrees. Caleb: Few more. Caleb: Atta girl. Caleb: Now sharpie. me: how now? Caleb: Man the harpoons, etc. me: ? Caleb: 4chan, brah. Caleb: If you don't know. me: oic me: OLD MEME Caleb: Old memes from an old guy. Caleb: I'M A 30-SOMETHING, AFTER ALL. Caleb: By the by, thanks for the happy birthday wishes. Caleb: CUNT me: hey, no problem me: if you were my LinkedIn friend, I'd have been informed me: that it was, uh, Christmas me: and thus your birthday me: but no one told me it was Christmas Caleb: Which only underscores our desperate need for a President Santorum. me: HEY DO YOU KNOW WHAT SANTORUM MEANS Caleb: I do. me: Sullivan got called out for repeatedly making stupid references to that shit (so to speak) Caleb: And he relented, like a fucking faggot. me: he should relent, it's fucking gay Caleb: No, it's gay fucking!!!!!! me: more like Caleb: Also, it's not. me: Hey, I hate black people. me: I mean, I was trying to think of a different word than "black" Caleb: Wut? me: Santorum Caleb: Listen, jack. Caleb: He's a reprehensible cat. Caleb: More catholic than the pope. Caleb: And the frothy thing is totes hilar, as the gays would say. Caleb: It's a meme worth disseminating to the majority of folks who haven't had their eyes on the balls for the past eight years. me: good point me: http://pastebin.com/S1dghYEY Caleb: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHaFj7gOWh4 me: no me: read this thing Caleb: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tfNhL_R_rI&feature=related Caleb: Let's get real, broseph. me: what? me: that's an appropriate tact to take in such a piece me: wait me: nevermind, forgot the concept me: would have better if those two lines were not in it Caleb: You're not into men? me: never said that Caleb: Hey, remember that Nikki gal? me: oh, yeah