Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard
From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Caleb: I can't believe you taunted the Zetas.
me: I know!
Caleb: What a fucking dumb ass.
Caleb: You're the worst person of the year.
me: At least I didn't win a Bum Steer
Caleb: You deserve the Bum Steer award.
Caleb: Whoops.
Caleb: Hey
me: Yeah.
Caleb: Great minds!
me: "Whoops."
Caleb: You deserve the Bum Steer award.
me: I deserve the Bum Steer Award.
Caleb: http://www.towleroad.com/2011/12/new-book-alleges-richard-nixon-had-longterm-gay-relationship.html
me: jesus
me: I can't deal with this
Caleb: Deal.
me: remember when this first scene evoked my mom picking me up from your mom's place back in 4th grade?
me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpmAY059TTY&ob=av2e
Caleb: I sure do.
me: WHERE'S SLASH?
me: HE'S IN MY ASS!
me: THAT'S RIGHT, HE'S FUCKING ME! I'M A BOTTOM!
me: HE'S DOMINATING ME!
me: YEAAAAAAAAH!