You know that I want nothing more than to support you because you can't support yourself. The problem is that, despite how long I've been working at the bank, they did not give me the promotion I wanted. Even though I saved them thousands of dollars with my idea, they didn't give it to me! They lied to me. They lied to me and I don't care anymore. I need you to mix me a vodka and whiskey and order us a pizza.