me: http://us.cnn.com/2011/11/03/opinion/bennett-men-ridiculed/index.html?hpt=hp_bn9 me: shitho fucking goddamn faggot bitch Caleb: I see nothing wrong with this. me: okay Caleb: One thing. Caleb: Just point out one thing. Caleb: Whiny baby. me: big baby! me: big bouncy baby! Caleb: Come again? me: William Bennett Caleb: No, seriously. me: NO Caleb: Come again. Caleb: ALL OVER MY FACE Caleb: MEN ARE PUNCH LINES Caleb: So I watched _Captain America_ and _Thor_. Caleb: Told you about those. Caleb: They're both good. me: ah, yes me: Thor? Caleb: You should watch them. me: good, eh? me: you know me: at your 7-11 me: next to soda fountain Caleb: _Thor_ was good in that it wasn't bad. me: they got a Thor commemorative plastic statue of the villain me: you can fill it with soda and take it home for like two bucks Caleb: I've got a reason to look forward to my knee healing then. Caleb: So it wasn't good like _Iron Man_ was good. Caleb: Like awesome-good. Caleb: But pleasantly agreeable-good. me: was Iron Man 2 good? Caleb: I'd say so. Caleb: Pretty awesome-good. Caleb: _Captain America_ would be on the same level. Caleb: Pretty awesome-good. Caleb: They all get three stars. Caleb: Out of five. Caleb: Worth watching when you're drunk. Caleb: _X-Men: First Class_, on the other hand. Caleb: That's a shitty, shitty movie. Caleb: There now. Caleb: I've taught you everything I've learned and saved you the trouble of breaking your knee. me: I'm not even INTERESTED in that! me: Look, I brought this woman me: Who markedly looks like a man me: But by virtue of being a woman looks more like a boy than a man Caleb: You can rape my daughter or my concubine. Caleb: JUST DON'T RAPE THIS MAN me: he was an angel me: idiot Caleb: Clearly, you don't remember the story of Judges ch. 19 we were talking about the other day. me: oh, right me: I wasn't listening me: so I'm confusing this with another rape offering Caleb: How many rape offers do you get, Barrett? me: HA me: A BUNCH me: I MEAN, NOT ENOUGH! me: well, actually me: there was that one I wrote about Caleb: Right. Caleb: Whatever. Caleb: The one involving your Canadian girlfriend from band camp.