Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard
From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

me: http://us.cnn.com/2011/11/03/opinion/bennett-men-ridiculed/index.html?hpt=hp_bn9
me: shitho fucking goddamn faggot bitch
Caleb: I see nothing wrong with this.
me: okay
Caleb: One thing.
Caleb: Just point out one thing.
Caleb: Whiny baby.
me: big baby!
me: big bouncy baby!
Caleb: Come again?
me: William Bennett
Caleb: No, seriously.
me: NO
Caleb: Come again.
Caleb: ALL OVER MY FACE
Caleb: MEN ARE PUNCH LINES
Caleb: So I watched _Captain America_ and _Thor_.
Caleb: Told you about those.
Caleb: They're both good.
me: ah, yes
me: Thor?
Caleb: You should watch them.
me: good, eh?
me: you know
me: at your 7-11
me: next to soda fountain
Caleb: _Thor_ was good in that it wasn't bad.
me: they got a Thor commemorative plastic statue of the villain
me: you can fill it with soda and take it home for like two bucks
Caleb: I've got a reason to look forward to my knee healing then.
Caleb: So it wasn't good like _Iron Man_ was good.
Caleb: Like awesome-good.
Caleb: But pleasantly agreeable-good.
me: was Iron Man 2 good?
Caleb: I'd say so.
Caleb: Pretty awesome-good.
Caleb: _Captain America_ would be on the same level.
Caleb: Pretty awesome-good.
Caleb: They all get three stars.
Caleb: Out of five.
Caleb: Worth watching when you're drunk.
Caleb: _X-Men: First Class_, on the other hand.
Caleb: That's a shitty, shitty movie.
Caleb: There now.
Caleb: I've taught you everything I've learned and saved you the trouble of breaking your knee.
me: I'm not even INTERESTED in that!
me: Look, I brought this woman
me: Who markedly looks like a man
me: But by virtue of being a woman looks more like a boy than a man
Caleb: You can rape my daughter or my concubine.
Caleb: JUST DON'T RAPE THIS MAN
me: he was an angel
me: idiot
Caleb: Clearly, you don't remember the story of Judges ch. 19 we were talking about the other day.
me: oh, right
me: I wasn't listening
me: so I'm confusing this with another rape offering
Caleb: How many rape offers do you get, Barrett?
me: HA
me: A BUNCH
me: I MEAN, NOT ENOUGH!
me: well, actually
me: there was that one I wrote about
Caleb: Right.
Caleb: Whatever.
Caleb: The one involving your Canadian girlfriend from band camp.