Caleb: Hey, guy! Caleb: New developments to report! Caleb: Extra, extra! Caleb: READ ALL ABOUT IT!!! Caleb: MAY ALLAH BE WITH YOU Caleb: WHO'S ALLAH? Caleb: ALLAH MY LOVE!!! Caleb: Turns out I'll be housebound for the whole week after my surgery. me: very well Caleb: You'll get to nurse me back to health. me: except I'll be gone! Caleb: :( Caleb: When?! Caleb: Take me with you? me: 30 or 31st or 1st! Caleb: Fine. Caleb: Just leave. Caleb: Just walk out of my life as if I mean nothing to you! me: downloading forrest gump, brah Caleb: Yo, you must _really_ be bored, yo. me: HA me: I don't think you remember how fly that movie is