Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard

From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>

To: barriticus@gmail.com

Caleb: Where're you at, sweetie?
me: your place
Caleb: All my base are yours.
Caleb: Or belong to you.
Caleb: Or however it goes.
me: nice try
me: idiot
Caleb: I'm putting the 'united' back in United States.
me: more like the Untied States