Caleb: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viking_funeral#Ibn_Fadlan.27s_account Caleb: Also: Caleb: http://store.barackobama.com/joe-biden-can-holder.html me: for your soda me: go ahead and order us up a couple of those Caleb: Buy your own, faggot. me: no, get me one Caleb: NO! Caleb: Snap! Caleb: Free shipping! me: go ahead and find me Ted Haggard with his wife in car talking to reporter in driveway Caleb: Video or koozie? me: oh me: I was thinking video me: but now I wonder if custom coozies can handle that scenario Caleb: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfWFPqpBRsA me: thank you Caleb: My _New York Times_ today came with an 8-page advertising supplemental called "Russia: Beyond the Headlines". me: Beyond the Terrible Things That Are Noted Caleb: Sponsored and written by _Rossiyskaya Gazeta_ Caleb: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rossiyskaya_Gazeta me: why, I see nothing amusing or evocative of terrible things about that Caleb: Fine, then. me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZoWSnEUTdk&feature=related Caleb: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Np4GhmxlVQ&feature=player_embedded Caleb: Welcome to the jungle, bitch. me: You've been delayed in the REAL world!