Subject: Chat with Catalina Saldaña
From: "Catalina Saldaña" <cat.salda@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Catalina: i just emailed you something important
Catalina: im sorry i didnt get to see you before i left
Catalina: i wil make it up to you
Catalina: what is your address?
me: yo, no prob
me: my home address?
Catalina: well wherever i can send you a gift
Catalina: would you like some speed?
Catalina: that was gonna be the gift
me: sure
Catalina: i was gonna send it through work mail
Catalina: cause we sometimes send patients medications
Catalina: so it wouldnt be weird or intercepted
Catalina: what will be weird is the naked pictures il be sending you
Catalina: i kid
me: !
me: you should send me naked pictures anyway
Catalina: did you watch the video i sen you?
me: I don't see any e-mail from you
Catalina: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drwfGJIrNZg
Catalina: watch
Catalina: it is amazing
me: will in a sec but here's a much cooler video
me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4O1A-mmBWw
Catalina: not watching until you do
me: YOUR LOSS TOOTS
me: I mean, ok
me: also, the video I sent you isn't cool at all
Catalina: the video i sent you isnt cool
Catalina: but the song is awesome
Catalina: so just listen
Catalina: you dont have to watch
me: okay, that song sucked too
Catalina: no it was awesome
me: oh!
Catalina: is this a lovers spat?
me: no, I gave in
me: we can argue about something else
Catalina: your lack of heroin use
Catalina: why arent you a bigger junkie
Catalina: real junkies dont produce
Catalina: thats what we argue about
Catalina: ok i gotta go do laundry
me: okay
Catalina: later
me: clean your red dress
me: you look so beautiful in it
Catalina: il wear it and sit in a coffee shop while i order you pizza
Catalina: bye