Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard
From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

me: the fuck
me: http://www.theonion.com/articles/if-only-sully-had-been-flying-those-planes-on-911,21336/
Caleb: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Caleb: What a cretin!
Caleb: Blech!!
me: shmuck!
me: you should be able to fold that article into the middle and have it come out "Big Tobacco!"
me: eh, eh?
Caleb: Tweetin' the classics, huh?
me: maybe
me: gotta get my saturation on, yo
me: going to NYC on 17th to meet with publishers
me: then imma get my bones
Caleb: Snap.
Caleb: Bring back some skaggage.
Caleb: You're driving, right?
me: Uh
me: NO
me: ;)
me: At the very least, I know God will be watching!
me: ;)