Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard
From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Caleb: Holy shit.
Caleb: http://thedailywh.at/2011/09/09/candid-camera-of-the-day/
me: what?
me: that's pretty reasonabler
me: they talked about golf
me: bi-partanship
Caleb: While our troops are at war?
me: OH
me: well, it was just Biden
me: the Republican was clearly thinking about the war meanwhile
me: I'm heading to NYC on the 17th to meet with publishers
me: they be interested in the book
me: and givin' me money
me: so I'm gonna have tens of thousands of dollars within two months
Caleb: That'll buy a lot of heroin.
me: a lot of Skyrim, bitch
me: In fact
me: I'm going to make you deal
me: right now, you express genuine human enthusiasm for Skyrim
Caleb: JUST LIKE HOWIE MANDEL
me: and I make sure you play it on crazy wicked wicked HD hardware
me: or you don't, and I destroy you
me: DESTROY
Caleb: With magic?
me: your choice, nigger
me: no
me: majik
Caleb: I don't know what skyrim is.
me: It's the sequel to Morrowind and Oblivion
Caleb: Sounds like fun.