me: just signed the contract with the agent for the big ol' Anonymous book Caleb: Hurray! Caleb: I'M SO PROUD OF YOU, BEAR-BEAR Caleb: No, but seriously. me: I brought a model of the book into the office Caleb: High-five. me: and there were several baby-faced looters me: old college friends of the agent me: and they said they wanted to express their individuality on the work as well me: and then for some reason one of them knocked over part of the model me: But I don't think of you. Caleb: So what kind of green-greens are you getting? me: won't know till he sells it, hopefully next month me: but I get half of first 100,000, 40 percent of next 150,000, 30 percent of everything after Caleb: Cha-_ching_!