Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard
From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>
Date: 8/12/11, 00:53
To: barriticus@gmail.com

me: is there some sort of GOP debate going on tonight??
Caleb: You missed it, son?!
Caleb: http://andrewsullivan.thedailybeast.com/2011/08/live-blogging-the-second-gop-debate.html
me: how is there going to be a GOP debate I don't know about?
Caleb: I actually only caught the closing arguments section.
Caleb: In which each of the 27 candidates was given 15 seconds to sum up their bull.
Caleb: I'm sorry to tell you that your boy Ron Paul acquitted himself rather awkwardly.
me: OH SHIT
Caleb: Sorta came off as a meek, mawkish obstetrician from the Gulf Coast.
me: was Palin not in it?
Caleb: Nah, fool.
Caleb: Nor was Perry.
me: and I guess Perry waited until day of debate to announce?
Caleb: Well.
me: so, Palin hasn't announced yet?
Caleb: He unofficially announced Monday.
Caleb: Then again, unofficially, today.
Caleb: And then one more pre-planned unofficial announcement on Saturday.
Caleb: All in preparation for the actual official announcement.
Caleb: Which will probably be drawn out over two or three days next week.
Caleb: And, no, Palin ain't announced yet.
Caleb: Though I am pleased to break the good news to you that there's talk that Perry's move and Palin's paralysis has apparently prompted your buddy Rudy Giuilliani to start mobilizing his campaign efforts.
me: what?
me: are you serious?
Caleb: According to various polls, he's the only Republican who beats Obama right now.
me: what the fuck?
Caleb: I probably read it on Politico, so take it with a handful of salt.
Caleb: But enjoy the fantasy.
me: Newt Gingrich debated, lol
me: he's a shoe-in
me: did he talk about global warming?
Caleb: I believe he mentioned something about how the debt ceiling is a Nazi and the present debate was easily the most undignified shame in American politics since Baldwin signed over the Sudetenland to the Soviets back in 1963.
me: I wish Ford was there
Caleb: He was.
Caleb: In spirit.
Caleb: And also in the Mormon form of John Huntsman.
Caleb: 'Cause they're both sorta moderates.
Caleb: See?
Caleb: Also, Herman Cain.
Caleb: Oh, god.
Caleb: And Santorum.
Caleb: And Pawlenty.
Caleb: And the whole lot of them.
Caleb: You really missed out on some good television tonight.
me: well, sir
me: that's what YouTube's for
Caleb: I'VE READ ABOUT THAT IN THE TIMES MAGAZINE
me: which reminds me
me: http://www.theonion.com/video/time-announces-new-version-of-magazine-aimed-at-ad,17950/
me: I enjoy this quite a bit, this amusing video here
Caleb: Is nothing sacred anymore?
me: christ, the London riots are still going on
Caleb: Yes, yes.
Caleb: Something to do with chavs.
Caleb: I don't care.
me: well, they may be sending in the army soon
Caleb: Oh.
Caleb: You should probably already know this.
Caleb: Cameron is making preliminary moves to suppress social network activity.
Caleb: You knew that right, Dr. Anonymousforeveralone?
me: I do know, although I've actually gotten sick of all this shit and have done my best to ignore everything about it
Caleb: Chavs.
me: I think it's mostly blacks
me: whereas I thought chavs were crackers
Caleb: You know more about it than I do.
Caleb: I really don't care.
Caleb: #rickperry
me: stop that
Caleb: #minoritiesfightingoutsidemyapartment
Caleb: #brb
me: srsly?
Caleb: Nope.
Caleb: Turned out to be a white guy.
Caleb: Upset with his lady friend.
Caleb: Wearing a white hat.
Caleb: And screaming on his cell phone for her to come out and talk to him.
Caleb: My assumptions were up-ended.
Caleb: http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5iyYbiM3mN67iHkJm24vO31eEJXdw?docId=bfebaa203e434e229559e4541eb69bd2
me: jesus
Caleb: Funny lede.
Caleb: I mean...
Caleb: #funnylede
me: "The last thing he'd want to do is politicize 9/11, which has a lot to do with why he's not a candidate right now," Semprini said.
Caleb: He'd do well to politicize 9/12.
Caleb: Do _you_ remember?
Caleb: Also, 9/11 has a lot to do with he's not a candidate right now.
Caleb: Fred Thompson, too.
me: I think he should make a point of how he told off that faggot with the thing for ferrets
Caleb: Que?
me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxLP6ni8vVo
Caleb: He's incher closer to my vote.
Caleb: What's his policy on feral coyotes?
Caleb: I really like the song at the end.
Caleb: Once could even say I <3 it.
Caleb: *One could
Caleb: Ah, hell.
Caleb: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_NSa1mqh54&feature=related
me: Maru is not able to enter this box
Caleb: Jap cat.
Caleb: Talkin' that jap-cat talk.