Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard
From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

me: I understand that Obama held a hip hop BBQ yesterday
Caleb: Sounds about right.
me: http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/j9wps/mob_fights_and_riot_at_wisconsin_state_fair/c2adqo5
Caleb: What is this?
Caleb: What is the meaning of this?
me: another black mob at a state affair
me: link is to excerpt from local news story
Caleb: Yes.
Caleb: I'm missing the punchline.
me: MC Hammer
me: people on reddit get this
Caleb: Right.
me: the audience
Caleb: So there's a black riot at a fair in Wisconsin.
Caleb: Hammer's there.
Caleb: Nothing but white people in the crowd.
Caleb: Roger all that.
Caleb: How does it tie together?
Caleb: Is Hammer the punchline?
me: yes
me: and the particularly crackerjack description of the crowd
Caleb: Boy, this was all worth my time and attention.
me: it would have been if you didn't need a grand jury investigation to get the fucking joke
Caleb: I still don't get it.
Caleb: Who fucking laughs at MC Hammer anymore?
me: look
me: fuck you
me: LISTEN MAN, FUCK YOU
me: LISTEN MAN, FUCK YOU
Caleb: Shit, negro.
Caleb: That's all you had to say.
me: here you go
me: http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/isj2h/reddit_im_really_fucking_desperate_and_could_use/
Caleb: Stop sending me Reddit links.
Caleb: Forever.
me: no
me: http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/isj2h/reddit_im_really_fucking_desperate_and_could_use/c26b4qy
me: you need to read excerpts from this guy's book
Caleb: I don't think I _need_ to do anything, Barrett.
Caleb: Hey, here's Rick Perry's A&M transcript:
Caleb: http://www.scribd.com/doc/61684192/Rick-Perry-s-Texas-A-M-Transcript
Caleb: He made a C in gym.