Caleb: So, you gettin' excited about your little trip down to Central Texas? me: decided not to go, gonna stick around here me: do my thing Caleb: You filthy fucking queer. Caleb: What thing? Caleb: What fucking thing? me: chillin' Caleb: Your fucking gay thing? Caleb: That's the gayest thing I've ever heard of. Caleb: Fucking faggot Caleb: You're just gonna go ahead and turn 30 in a fucking vacuum, faggot? Caleb: IS THAT FUCKING IT?! Caleb: YOU'RE JUST GONNA GO AHEAD AND TURN 30 IN A FUCKING VACUUM!?!?! me: but I'm having a party at the W Hotel Caleb: The one in Austin? Caleb: WATCH FOR FALLING GLASS me: HA HA what? me: DID SOMETHING HAPPEN TO THE W HOTEL IN AUSTIN me: also didn't know you had one Caleb: Oh, they had to shut down the Austin W because the glass panels kept falling out of the balconies. me: ah, Austin me: did they ever get that telephone poll that was hanging in the telephone wires down? Caleb: http://www.statesman.com/news/local/w-austin-hotel-to-reopen-and-replace-balcony-1590528.html Caleb: Hm. Caleb: Apparently, if you have a Kindle, you can get a free copy of the entire Federalist Papers. Caleb: For freez. me: those are otherwise hard to come by! me: those things that are already free on the internet Caleb: Yes, but. Caleb: In an organized, cohesive, publicated version. me: I don't even oooooooooown a Kindle Caleb: You're all about that iPad 2 shit, huh? Caleb: Yo, that's my boy, nigga! Caleb: Oh, there's also this: Caleb: http://www.amazon.com/Original-Argument-Federalists-Constitution-Adapted/dp/1451650612/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1312159655&sr=8-2