Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard
From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Caleb: Hey, bro.
Caleb: When're you gonna ask for my help in your anonononymous lame-os?
me: okay, go do research on Archimedes Global and send me everything you find
me: or go through Greg Hoglund's e-mails
Caleb: Okay.
Caleb: But, first.
Caleb: Watch the story at 6:00.
Caleb: http://www.youtube.com/user/bobcnn1#p/u/285/jKwAst8D4kk
me: first, see what we already have
me: lol, acid rain
me: also apparently Reagan wants a "total reduction" of U.S. emissions
Caleb: Who is minding the store?
Caleb: The intelligence store?
me: Oliver North
Caleb: Did you watch 6:00?
me: still loading, faaaaaaaaag
me: cause I'm downloading Oblivion
Caleb: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Chester_A_Arthur_1859.png
Caleb: lol
Caleb: http://www.youtube.com/user/bobcnn1#p/u/284/cLOnkAiekeo
Caleb: lol at 5:55
Caleb: Popemobile lol
Caleb: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d6/JohnCCalhoun.jpeg
me: ah, good
me: got to intelligence store
me: thanks for ruining it for me
Caleb: Qua?
me: uh, go to 9:45 on that video
me: and tell me the voiceover doesn't use the term "will be fucking history"
me: 9:40, rather
Caleb: "9:40, rather" <<--gay voice
me: oh no!
Caleb: I believe it says "fucking mystery."
Caleb: Dumbass.