Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard
From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqC_QHefowM
Caleb: Those are some pretty nice outfits.
Caleb: So I'm a few days away from some serious prosperity.
me: how now?
Caleb: Roger Beasley himself is hooking me up with a job.
me: oh snap
Caleb: Over at Roger Beasley Mazda Central.
me: what's the gig, yo?
Caleb: Inventory, dawg.
Caleb: I'm'a count cars for a living.
Caleb: For a cool 2500 bones a month, ya heard.
Caleb: That's 30,000 bones a year, ya heard.
Caleb: That's real money, dawg.
me: count cars?
me: but isn't that illegal?
me: Oh, cars!
me: I thought you meant cards!
me: !
me: :)
me: :)
Caleb: <3
Caleb: Naw, I was talking about the culturally significant job of keeping count of automobiles at an automobile dealership.
me: so they lose track of them pretty quickly, eh?
Caleb: Look.
Caleb: I don't know.
Caleb: It's 30,000 g's a year.
Caleb: That can finance some serious shit.
Caleb: i.e., serious drinking.
me: you've been drinking?
me: jesus
Caleb: Everyone's a comedian...
me: yuk yuk yuk
Caleb: http://www.nytimes.com/imagepages/2011/07/24/us/CONTRACEPTION.html
me: that's a surprising development
Caleb: Oh, also:
Caleb: http://www.youtube.com/user/bobcnn1
me: he was a pretty spry fellow, that Bush
me: also, shot of Brit Hume there
me: all chumped out
Caleb: Yeah, that one's pretty swell.
Caleb: But this channel has hundreds of full-length 80's and 90's newscasts.
Caleb: So, I'll be underground for a while.
me: jeswus
me: christ
me: Whitewater
Caleb: http://www.youtube.com/user/bobcnn1#p/u/294/RNQKPgWS9DI
Caleb: Tom Shales at 5:40.
me: who's that?
Caleb: Faggoty TV critic for the _Washington Post_.
me: speaking of which
me: you catch the fantastic Jennifer Rubin column over at the Post?
me: on the Norway bombing?
Caleb: You mean, Jennifer Jewbin?
me: No, no
me: Rubin
Caleb: You mean, Jennifer Jewbin Tokin'?
me: Yes
Caleb: No, I missed that one.
Caleb: LINK OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
me: HA HA HA HA I'M OFF TO REDDIT
Caleb: FML AMA
me: praise his noodly appendage!
Caleb: Yes, yes.
Caleb: But, seriously.
Caleb: Just give me the link.
me: I don't got it, bra
Caleb: Jeeeeeesus.
Caleb: <<rolls eyes>>
Caleb: What's the gist then?
me: ah, it's just that it started with Islam Jihad trope and then was never corrected or added to when it turned out to be a blorpy blorp
me: nothing compared to the goofy stuff on the blogs but it's The Post
me: you know
me: the paper that hired Ben Domench as a columnist
Caleb: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs-and-features/2010/08/25/gIQAlCqHUI_page.html
Caleb: Just the headline.
me: VICTORY
me: (or sloshed in the other direction, to follow the Jell-O imagery).
me: she's, uh
me: not a great writer
Caleb: You shouldn't talk about your girlfriend like that.
Caleb: http://www.youtube.com/user/bobcnn1#p/u/290/8IN9WwlgQbg
me: http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2001/03/furries200103?currentPage=3
Caleb: http://www.youtube.com/user/bobcnn1#p/u/276/z-iuNQZuoqQ
Caleb: Incredible Brit Hume piece starts at 0:39.
Caleb: Wowie-zowie footage of Oliver North, Orrin Hatch, George Mitchell, etc., is to be found herein.
Caleb: But mostly, Oliver North.