me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqC_QHefowM Caleb: Those are some pretty nice outfits. Caleb: So I'm a few days away from some serious prosperity. me: how now? Caleb: Roger Beasley himself is hooking me up with a job. me: oh snap Caleb: Over at Roger Beasley Mazda Central. me: what's the gig, yo? Caleb: Inventory, dawg. Caleb: I'm'a count cars for a living. Caleb: For a cool 2500 bones a month, ya heard. Caleb: That's 30,000 bones a year, ya heard. Caleb: That's real money, dawg. me: count cars? me: but isn't that illegal? me: Oh, cars! me: I thought you meant cards! me: ! me: :) me: :) Caleb: <3 Caleb: Naw, I was talking about the culturally significant job of keeping count of automobiles at an automobile dealership. me: so they lose track of them pretty quickly, eh? Caleb: Look. Caleb: I don't know. Caleb: It's 30,000 g's a year. Caleb: That can finance some serious shit. Caleb: i.e., serious drinking. me: you've been drinking? me: jesus Caleb: Everyone's a comedian... me: yuk yuk yuk Caleb: http://www.nytimes.com/imagepages/2011/07/24/us/CONTRACEPTION.html me: that's a surprising development Caleb: Oh, also: Caleb: http://www.youtube.com/user/bobcnn1 me: he was a pretty spry fellow, that Bush me: also, shot of Brit Hume there me: all chumped out Caleb: Yeah, that one's pretty swell. Caleb: But this channel has hundreds of full-length 80's and 90's newscasts. Caleb: So, I'll be underground for a while. me: jeswus me: christ me: Whitewater Caleb: http://www.youtube.com/user/bobcnn1#p/u/294/RNQKPgWS9DI Caleb: Tom Shales at 5:40. me: who's that? Caleb: Faggoty TV critic for the _Washington Post_. me: speaking of which me: you catch the fantastic Jennifer Rubin column over at the Post? me: on the Norway bombing? Caleb: You mean, Jennifer Jewbin? me: No, no me: Rubin Caleb: You mean, Jennifer Jewbin Tokin'? me: Yes Caleb: No, I missed that one. Caleb: LINK OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN me: HA HA HA HA I'M OFF TO REDDIT Caleb: FML AMA me: praise his noodly appendage! Caleb: Yes, yes. Caleb: But, seriously. Caleb: Just give me the link. me: I don't got it, bra Caleb: Jeeeeeesus. Caleb: <<rolls eyes>> Caleb: What's the gist then? me: ah, it's just that it started with Islam Jihad trope and then was never corrected or added to when it turned out to be a blorpy blorp me: nothing compared to the goofy stuff on the blogs but it's The Post me: you know me: the paper that hired Ben Domench as a columnist Caleb: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs-and-features/2010/08/25/gIQAlCqHUI_page.html Caleb: Just the headline. me: VICTORY me: (or sloshed in the other direction, to follow the Jell-O imagery). me: she's, uh me: not a great writer Caleb: You shouldn't talk about your girlfriend like that. Caleb: http://www.youtube.com/user/bobcnn1#p/u/290/8IN9WwlgQbg me: http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2001/03/furries200103?currentPage=3 Caleb: http://www.youtube.com/user/bobcnn1#p/u/276/z-iuNQZuoqQ Caleb: Incredible Brit Hume piece starts at 0:39. Caleb: Wowie-zowie footage of Oliver North, Orrin Hatch, George Mitchell, etc., is to be found herein. Caleb: But mostly, Oliver North.