Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard
From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Caleb: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZtVm8wtyFI&feature=player_embedded#at=115
Caleb: This is pretty awesome.
me: the fuck is this?
Caleb: Labour Party leader.
Caleb: Just watch it.
me: jesus christ
me: I'm confused
me: did
me: please verify that he just repeated this thing six times
Caleb: Yep.
me: I mean
me: that's odd
me: I haven't been this incapable of of discerning reality since you showed me Al Green
Caleb: I'm afraid I don't remember that.
Caleb: But I understand, nonetheless.
me: you got Steam, right?
Caleb: YEAH I GOT STEAM
me: Summer sale, baby
me: games for like $2
Caleb: Snap.
Caleb: I wish I had $2.
Caleb: Can I borrow $2?
me: sure
me: actually
me: I can buy you a game for your Steam account
me: also
me: Team Fortress 2 is now free
Caleb: "Rendered in rich detail, four of the world’s greatest cities - Vienna, Helsinki, Berlin, and Amsterdam - await the steady hand of a planner to manage their transportation needs in Cities in Motion."
Caleb: All this for only 13 bucks.
me: I just got me Hitman Blood Money
me: in which I would play as a Hitman
me: who earns money in such a way as to often draw blood from people, I presume
Caleb: "The sequel to the best-selling worldwide hit 'Farming Simulator' has loads of new features! Assume the role of a farmer experiencing the challenge of 18 hour days running a new farm in the middle of beautiful rolling countryside."
Caleb: 15 bucks, son.
me: bitch
me: bitch
me: this is my cuz
me: bitch
me: bitch
me: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9a1_1310243696
Caleb: I feel for that family.