me: so me: apparently Joe Rogan was talking about me today me: on his online podcast whatever the fuck me: I don't know if that's good or bad me: all I know is he's some comedian whose name I recall being associated with faggotry me: can you confirm this? Caleb: Joe Rogan is the one who called out Carlos Mencia on stage. Caleb: On Mencia's stage. me: oh me: wait me: didn't the Mexican guy do that too? Caleb: George Lopez? Caleb: Or that other Mexican? Caleb: What's his name. Caleb: ? me: Lopez, yeah me: so Rogan's not a douchebag? Caleb: Well. Caleb: He also hosted _Fear Factor._ me: okay Caleb: And does color commentary for UFC. Caleb: You probably remember his voice from that UFC game the Puerto Ricans had at our place. Caleb: So, yeah, he's kinda douchey. me: oh, right Caleb: But better than Carlos Mencia. me: "That's what you gotta do right there, you got to throw punches in bunches." me: "That jab has the potential to be a determining factor in this fight." me: "That jab has the potential to be a determining factor in this fight." me: "That jab has the potential to be a determining factor in this fight." me: There is a possibility that one of the three moves you can make in this game will determine its outcome. Caleb: Zip zip zap. Caleb: Take that, video game. me: I'm serious Caleb: Oh. Caleb: Oh, sorry. Caleb: So what's the latest? Caleb: How's the AnonSecs? Caleb: Still livin' in Dallas? me: well sir Caleb: How's your mother? Caleb: Seen any good moooovies, lately? me: Oh, she's hanging in there, still wit the bad knee but that Doctor Sanders has done woooonders me: anywho me: we got some stuff goin' me: re: the intelligence contractors Caleb: And presumably that's what JoeRo was talking about today? me: could be the Romas/COIN thing, more likely Anon stuff in general me: but you know me me: I left that Anon behind, yo me: I'm runnin' wit the Norte Mejicanos now me: I mean, some other people Caleb: NSB? me: SHHHHHHHH me: FEDS COULD BE LISTENING me: WHAT'S FEDS A NEW WORD FOR GODS? me: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee me: I mean, no, dumbass me: Project PM working with some other parties me: it's all very abstract me: meanwhile Bloomberg's gonna be coming out with a piece on Endgame Systems which is the firm where the CEO's tell HBGary fellows via the stolen e-mails that they don't want any public scrutiny me: so, that'll be funny Caleb: Endgame Systems. me: seriously, the e-mails have the CEO saying that their name can't get out in public because their federal clients don't want people knowing about them me: which is a hilarious e-mail to come upon and start sending out to journalists me: yes me: apparently this is Shadowrun me: other funny thing is me: the Lulzsec fellows stole these 1,000 other e-mails from CEO of Unveillance, another firm with relantionship with both HBGary and Endgame Gunner Boom Boom Darkdeath me: and they discuss me briefly with the Endgame exec Caleb: You've arrived! me: it's just funny that those e-mails got taken too me: the Unveillance CEO reacts to initial HBGary hit a couple times me: goes me: "What a mess." me: I'm thinking of putting that in this book proposal I'm ghostwriting for Gregg Housh me: Like me: "What a mess, he wrote." me: er me: you know me: and then me: separate line me: "He didn't know the half of it." me: Then I'll have sex with another man me: oh me: CEO of HBGary called me the other night me: I think he'd had a few me: he wanted to, like, rap Caleb: New CEO? me: nah me: Aaron Barr was CEO of HBGary Federal me: which is the company HBGary set up to do federal classified work because CEO of HBGary proper has a felony in past and thus can't do it me: Greg Hoglund me: anyway, he's a giant faggot me: he's the one who, in the e-mails, tells some colleague, "Don't fuck with me, I'm a serious badass now." Caleb: What was the felony? me: I don't know, this was just discovered by one of my folks a few weeks back in the e-mails where his wife writes to someone about something about it me: probably some old hacking shit me: oh jesus me: John Penley Caleb: That obnoxious Facebook fellow? me: see my "wall" me: top me: his friend gets executed by some wacky gunman me: Penley already dragging me into it Caleb: Ha. Caleb: That David Bowie thing is funny. me: I'm surprised Penley never dated your mom and like briefly moved into the back room or something me: that surprises me me: it's surprising me: also me: Ian told me again how he totally almost had sex with your momn me: how she totally wanted him Caleb: I love that guy. Caleb: He's crazy. Caleb: I fucking love him. Caleb: Also, remind me who this Emma Allan person is again. me: an admirer of mine me: English woman Caleb: Good. Caleb: We're facebook friendsies now. Caleb: "Studied at UNIVERSITY OF THE STREETS LOWER EAST SIDE NEW YORK CITY" me: Jesus me: seriously, though me: "I believe this was a targeted assassination." Caleb: Pretty clear cut. me: after all me: the CIA probably was all like me: There's some liberal out there me: ! me: We have to target assassinate him Caleb: But let's wait until after he goes on a brutal killing spree days after getting out of prison for a potentially insurance-fraud driven arson. Caleb: Look at Priscilla and his irrepressible jazz hands: Caleb: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EiLwrMuLEg me: oh me: I can't wait for him to go after Palin Caleb: This is moving: Caleb: http://conservatives4palin.com/2011/07/independence-day-predictions.html