Caleb: Hey, Reddit. Caleb: My girlfriend draws pictures of creepy mermaids. Caleb: What do you think? me: I think "upvote" Caleb: "Healing Through Violent Sex" Caleb: Headline on Andrew Sullivan's blog. me: that reminds me Caleb: Of this: Caleb: "My First Gay Bar, Ctd"? me: link plz Caleb: http://andrewsullivan.thedailybeast.com/2011/06/my-first-gay-bar-ctd.html me: that Sullivan has a hell of a constituency Caleb: It's better than your constituency. me: Speaking of which, I'm reading this Hitler book I've had for years me: one with him on the cover wearing a cape Caleb: Who wrote it? me: Fest me: one sec Caleb: Faggot. me: yeah me: sorry, wasn't Shirer Caleb: Here it comes. me: not a word so far about the homosexual perversion me: or whatever me: homosexual something me: other than to note that soldiers tend to be homos me: but yeah, I find that talk to be offensive me: so I don't read Shirer me: but what a gloopy wack-ass non-ideology he had me: heroism me: ircon me: fire iron me: iron fire me: I no longer support Hitler me: I'm going to join one of the other nationalist parties me: because I am a barroom brawler Caleb: I'm afraid I missed something here. me: apparently there were a lot of barroom brawls in Germany in the '20s Caleb: I believe they called them "putsches." me: insomuch as that everyone except for one or two counts who were kind of embarrassed to be associated with them me: is described as a beer-hall brawler Caleb: So a fella named Fest wrote this particular book? me: Joachim Fest Caleb: And why haven't you read Shirer, faggot? me: German journalist, born in early '20s me: because I don't have a copy handy me: and the ol' Borders book store closed down because no one reads Caleb: Get a Kindle, bro. me: k me: I ain't no common barroom brawler, dawg Caleb: You're a bierhaus putscher, fool. Caleb: That's German. Caleb: I took a semester of German in college. Caleb: I should've gotten an 'F', but my teacher fucked up and gave me an 'A' instead. Caleb: Beezy beezy boo. me: she sounds like a common bierhaus brawler to me Caleb: She was a Spaniard. Caleb: Take what you will from that! me: common wine-refinery squabbler me: oh, wait me: a Spaniard who taught German, eh? me: I see Caleb: Welcome to the Eurozone, bitch. me: Also, to some extent I assumed Hitler's obsession with Jews was exaggerated me: but wow me: he just wouldn't shut up about them Caleb: Denier. Caleb: Of course, Fest himself was a jew. me: nonetheless me: the quotes and whatnot Caleb: Fest himself was a jew. me: himself, a jew was? Caleb: No, I was lying. Caleb: He was actually a catholic. Caleb: But you believed it. Caleb: You believed the Big Lie. me: I'll tell you where the phrase "Big Lie" comes up most me: conservative blogs me: usually in reference to the expressing of some opinion me: and without ever noting what the lie is me: exactly me: but also with all the quotes about it and whatnot me: HA I'm lying Caleb: I don't believe you. Caleb: Headline on C4P: Caleb: "Even the Daily Kos Pollster Concedes “There Could be an Immediate, Significant Improvement in [Palin's] Numbers” If She Announces She’s Running" me: that's an unusual dynamic me: she's something special Caleb: Why are you still living in Dallas like a Dallas fag? Caleb: I mean, don't get me wrong: It's nice to have someone in a position to have their thumb on the pulse of Jim Schutze and John Wiley Price. me: I'm waiting for Schutze to die so I can take his job pointing out corruption to no effect Caleb: I'd put money on the notion that the only people who read Schutze all live in Austin. Caleb: Speaking of which Caleb: I'm fairly certain I saw Hightower sitting at the bar at the Whip In yesterday. Caleb: Cowboy hat and all. me: He's a real Texan Caleb: Diminutive fellow. me: always pointin out those boondoggles me: I need to see a Hightower column now Caleb: http://www.austinchronicle.com/news/2011-04-15/the-hightower-report/ me: "Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, and get your ticket to see "Rick the Wonder Worker!"" Caleb: yourwishismycommand!!!!! me: PERRY IS PEDDLING TEXAS SNAKE OIL me: fucking faggot Caleb: He's no Kinky. me: jesus Caleb: _Yes?_ Caleb: (I'm playing like I'm Jesus and you're were calling me.) Caleb: (This is one of my favorite jokes.) me: HA HA HA me: I don't even believe in Jesus Caleb: John Qunicy Adams was a founding father. me: you bustin my balls? Caleb: Ah, I'm just bustin' ya balls, here! Caleb: fughegetaboutaitallofit me: aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh me: CALEB WAS SCREAMING AAAAHHHHHHHH IN THE BACKGROUND me: I THINK HE'S CRAZY me: "Come on, Obama, do it! Stand up, stand tall, stand firm! Yes, you can!" Caleb: You ain't even know. me: I'm reading populist literature me: from the nation's #1 populist me: "The really, really richie-rich, for example, are going to the dogs. Literally. " Caleb: Tell me more. me: http://www.terravivos.com/home.htm Caleb: This looks complicated. Caleb: John Cornyn's Twitter: Caleb: "Honored to have dinner with Lt. Dan tonight" Caleb: He means Gary Sinese. me: On the Real Time with Bill Maher show on HBO, in November 2004, Sullivan claimed that the political activist and linguist Noam Chomsky supported the Soviet Union, stating that "No one supported the Soviet Union as long as Chomsky did." (Chomsky had been talking about US foreign policy by telephone earlier on the show.) Chomsky didn't get the opportunity to reply on the show, but asked on his website and by e-mail if Sullivan could find a single quote where Chomsky shows any support for the "brutal dictatorship" of the Soviet Union. Sullivan refused to answer. Chomsky pointed out that he was always opposed to the "miserable regime" of the Soviet Union and also mentioned the fact that his own political writings were actually prohibited in Soviet Russia. To this day Sullivan has refused to reply. [64] Caleb: Not my _Andrew_ Sullivan? me: afraid so Caleb: Why haven't you ever read Shirer, faggot? Caleb: You never answered my question? me: I did me: If I had a copy of Shirer I'd read it me: but don't got no copy me: don't got no ride Caleb: Hey, your hax0r friends are good hax0rs, right? me: they all be on the run Caleb: Do small details such as e-mail addresses help their hax1ng skillz? me: what with the international crime spree and now two confirmed arrests to peripheral figures plus one rumored raid of a crazy tranny witness who hates us all Caleb: Because I'd be more than happy to give them the KDFW deets. me: I don't got no contact with Lulzsec no mo me: what do you have on KDFW? Caleb: Nothing except they're a bunch of straight faggots. Caleb: I'd have more if they would've hired me. Caleb: But the head cunt in charge couldn't seem to wrap her cunt mind around the fact that I was happy to spend as little time in Tyler as possible. Caleb: Also, they ran a personal hit-piece against you. me: she didn't understand what? me: how now? me: wuzzit? Caleb: Bitch kept axin' me, "You were only at your job in Tyler for _six months_? Why did you leave so early?" me: gotcha Caleb: "You were only at your job in Portland, Maine, making 13 bucks an hour on the overnight shift for six months? Why did you leave so early? Caleb: A year in New York on minimum wage? Caleb: I don't get it!!! me: I'm not even going to TRY to pronounce that! Caleb: And how dare you use the term "right-wing" to characterize that Tyler newsroom! Caleb: Bitch called me out on that. me: seriously? Caleb: And when I mentioned that I was too hardcore to work for an ad agency or marketing firm. Caleb: She says her husband is both. Caleb: And I was all, bitch. me: you shoulda raped that ho me: then took that job me: just took it and ran out me: gone down to Mexico Caleb: Hey. Caleb: I appreciate you trying to make me feel better, man. Caleb: I appreciate that a lot. me: so, Greece, eh?