me: so Caleb: So? me: ol' Lulzsec just tweeted me: said, "got a problem with Lulzsec?" me: "talk to our leader" me: "512-560-2302" Caleb: Whoa. Caleb: That's only four digits different from _my_ number. me: so you're the leader? me: @Jerusalem_Post: Glenn Beck to address Knesset panel in July http://bit.ly/m6yq34 Caleb: Oh, good. me: joebrooks Joe Brooks Users of Lulzsec out @BarrettBrownLOL as their 'leader' - researching now. me: Joe Brooks is on the case Caleb: Who's Joe Brooks? me: He's on the case Caleb: Oh, speaking of which. Caleb: Have you heard about this FBI raid on John Wiley Price? me: He's the leader of Lulzsec, eh? Caleb: He fits the profile. me: so what's the deal with that? Caleb: Oh, just John Wiley being John Wiley. Caleb: FBI raided his office and his home. me: You know what might be a good idea for him? me: Somehow turn this into a race issue. Caleb: His statement so far goes along the lines of, "I've been at this for 27 years and this isn't the first time, so it's like, whatever." me: it is indeed like that Caleb: Looks like LulzSec took that tweet down. me: I know Caleb: So. Caleb: You been gettin' any phone calls, dude? me: Yep me: 30 or 40 so far me: most hang up Caleb: Gotcha! me: some guy just called and said "LOL" in the same voice as the IRS guy Caleb: Maybe the IRS is after you now too! me: Yeah, I did leave a few hundred thousand unreported last year Caleb: Uh, you probably shouldn't admit that over g-chat, dumbass. me: IT'S OKAY I WILL HACK THEIR SERVERS Caleb: "During a news conference held at attorney Billy Ravkind's office, Price said he had no idea why he apparently the target of a federal investigation." Caleb: Yo, why he the target, yo? me: How he gonna be a target? Caleb: Yo, why I gotta be the target, yo? Caleb: That's probably what he be saying and shit. me: HIGH PROBABILITY me: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/iaq2s/created_a_fake_girlfriend_on_facebook_need_help/ Caleb: http://www.thisisnotporn.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Chevy-Chase-and-John-Belushi-2.jpg me: two comedy legends me: legends of comedy me: remember when Chase played Ford? Caleb: The Chevy. me: LEGENDARY COMEDY SKETCH me: I think that's the best thing to call him me: go submit that to reddit me: headline: me: Comedy legends. We'll miss you both. Caleb: I'm'a leave that job up to you. Caleb: Since you're more likely to have a Reddit account than I am. me: set one up me: name it after a meme me: Narwhal_Grammar_Nazi me: cute me: http://reason.com/blog/2011/06/27/michele-bachmann-and-john-wayn Caleb: Hey, welcome to twelve hours ago. Caleb: Take money.