Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard
From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Caleb: Looks like your girlfriend will be joining us on the links tomorrow.
me: OH GOOD
Caleb: We're gonna talk about you.
Caleb: I want her to talk about you guys.
Caleb: Maybe I can help you guys.
Caleb: If I listen.
Caleb: If I just listen.
Caleb: Sometimes all it takes is someone to just listen.
me: But dude!
me: Don't you realize she's kind of nuts?
me: what if what she tells you is nuts?
me: HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THAT?
me: WENDY SICK
me: WENDY IN CAR CRASH
me: WENDY NEED YOU SEND $3000 DOLLARS SO WENDY GET OPERATION AND NO LOSE HER HAND
me: WENDY LOVE YOU
Caleb: You've gone over the deep end.
me: You MUST be crazy
me: oh
me: oh
me: gotta call you