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WHAT YOU GET!
$1 - American Flag lapel pin $5 - We won't make fun of you behind your back $10 - Your choice of silly staged group photo. $25 - Your name listed as Accessory in the Arson report. $50 - Your choice of additions to the kawaii fireworks display. $100 - We will drunkenly call that girl you like and tell her as a group why you are the perfect choice for her. $200 - We will put your name on the plaque at the monument of the smoldering wreckage. $300 - We will change your nickname to "Burn Ban Slayer."