Subject: Chat with evilevilcouch@gmail.com
From: "evilevilcouch@gmail.com" <evilevilcouch@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

evilevilcouch@gmail.com: what time do you want to go to the thing tomorrow?
me: gotta have lunch with my mom, so after that sometime
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: yeah the thing doesn't start till 5:30
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: you should have your shoes looked at by an experienced cobbler cuz u be trippin

me: very good
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: :-p
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: so how's the crazy media fallout post-article publishing?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: well, i guess not "fallout"
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but the...frenzy?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: w/e
me: still working on it
me: lot of ins and outs, will tell you tomorrowe
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: k
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: so
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: taco bell
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: http://youtu.be/dUT8l649X5s
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: this is sorta better than DAS RACIST
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: in that like
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: it's an actually good song
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: the beats and the rhymes are actually more intricate
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: and it's got two chicks in thongs smashing a taco between each others' ass cheeks
me: oic
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: TACO BELL SWAG
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: I'M AT THE PIZZA HUT
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: I'M AT THE TACO BELL
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: I'M AT THE COMBINATION PIZZA HUT AND TACO BELL
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: yep
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: oh man i'ma go to austin sunday
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: clay offered to let me help on this whole foods commercial
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: so i can put that on my resume
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: yaay!
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: well that's shooting monday, but sunday he's got some screening of wuss, and i haven't seen it
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: but mainly i just wanna hang wif my frenz in austin and told them bitches i'd swing on down a damn while ago
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i won't be paid for the whole foods thing, but w/e
me: yo, I hear dat
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: teeheeheeheeheee
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: gonna crash at my niece's place ^_^
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i <3 gabrielle!
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: ALSO
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: have you seen this?
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe-MHkUwtFk
me: THANK YOU
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: YOU'RE WELCOME
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: baby you know i got you :-*
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: the lyrics are ridic
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: http://i.imgur.com/6oCWy.png
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: best line:
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: "I'm handy and got swag...so you know this tard is hot."
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: rar!
me: swag is important
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: OH I'VE GOT MY SWAG
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: ...
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: i want some dick
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: :(
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: I dedicate this song to Barrett Brown
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTJVlJ25S8c
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: lol you don't need to watch that
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: btw
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: buy me this:
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/224330_130703957006229_130254727051152_208718_4150172_n.jpg
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: btw, the chick that works at the department of homeland security likes anonymous and teh lulz
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: btw, this is going on during the fourth of july
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: GOON PARTY lol
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=159707524100246
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: last year they accidentally set the pool on fire
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: the wall comments are hilarious
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: bahaha oh dear god
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: this party will be so epic
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: this is them talking about getting donations for a keg:
evilevilcouch@gmail.com: Help me burn down my neighbor's house!

WHAT YOU GET!

$1 - American Flag lapel pin
$5 - We won't make fun of you behind your back
$10 - Your choice of silly staged group photo.
$25 - Your name listed as Accessory in the Arson report.
$50 - Your choice of additions to the kawaii fireworks display.
$100 - We will drunkenly call that girl you like and tell her as a group why you are the perfect choice for her.
$200 - We will put your name on the plaque at the monument of the smoldering wreckage.
$300 - We will change your nickname to "Burn Ban Slayer."