me: wow me: The occasion? Leslie’s 60th birthday party, an event billed as It’s Beard, It’s Weird, It’s a Birthday.” It should be billed “It’s Thong, It’s Wrong, It’s a Birthday.” But that’s just me. me: wait me: isn't Leslie dead? me: while making a testicle, I mean, spectacle of himself me: don't send me anything about Austin ever again Caleb: I just wanted you to see Kelso's new look. Caleb: The article's not that important. me: yes it is me: parts of it sounds like the satire humor columnist at Onion me: I mean me: I HAD TO CHECK AND MAKE SURE IT WASN'T THE ONION! me: I WAS READING AN ARTICLE AND I THOUGHT me: IS THIS THE ONION?!?! me: BECAUSE IT WAS SO BIZARRE IT SEEMED LIKE A JOKE THAT THE ONION WOULD PRINT! Caleb: Yes, yes. Caleb: _I get it._