Caleb: Goodneth grathiouth!!! Caleb: I've been FB hacked!!!!!!!111 Caleb: MY NAME ITH BARRETT LANCATHCTER BROWN!!!!!!!!11 me: !!! me: you gotta go on youtube, there me: and you gotta watch a bunch of that Martin Bashir interviewing Michael Jackson me: fucking meeting of the minds Caleb: FUCKING MEETING OF THE MINES. me: towards the end me: also, fuck you me: but towards the end me: you've got Bashir doing voice over me: and a long shot of him watching the sea or something me: voice over going on about how he felt he had to "confront Michael" me: it's seriously something you need to see me: it's the sleaziest fucking thing that's ever happened me: oh, jesus me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sffU0_8uaI me: c'mon me: you need to pay attention here me: this is Martin Bashir, fucking degenerate British tabloid reporter guy, talking to Farrakahn Caleb: Bashir, Jacskson. Caleb: Why don't you just send me the fucking videos? Caleb: Faggot. me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehx-V6ggHyQ me: just watch it all me: I'm trying to help you Caleb: I don't even want to talk to you. me: BUT NO Caleb: DO YOU KNOW WHY?! Caleb: BECAUSE OF I FORGOT YOUR STUPID EX-GIRLFRIEND'S NAME. Caleb: BUT SHE'S SICK. Caleb: AND YOU SHOULD BE MORE UNDERSTANDING OF HER VARIOUS IMAGINARY ILLNESSES. me: that hurts me: just watch the sleaziest thing ever created' Caleb: Send me the link. Caleb: Queeeer. Caleb: Why do I always gotta be doin' the heavy lifting? me: I did me: five minutes ago me: SCROLL UP Caleb: You need to redefine "heavy lifiting." Caleb: Faggot. me: MAYBE YOU SHOULD LET ME FINISH SPEAKING Caleb: How you gonna be lettin' me finish? me: People think all you're interested in is money me: I am me: Yes, but you shouldn't SAY IT Caleb: 12.25 And here, over the portals of my fort, I shall cut in the stone the word which is to be my beacon and my banner. The word which will not die, should we all perish in battle. The word which can never die on this earth, for it is the heart of it and the meaning and the glory. 12.26 The sacred word:
EGO me: I've still got the letters of Ayn Rand here me: it's my greatest possession me: this one time me: where her niece writes to her to borrow $20 for a dress me: DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT IT MEANS TO UNDERTAKE A LOAN me: I CANNOT UNDERTAKE TO PAY FOR THE REQUIREMENTS FOR A HUMAN BEING