Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard
From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Caleb: Now I can talk.
Caleb: What's so urgent, dude?
me: oh okay!
me: my FB was taken over, had to restore it
Caleb: Was it the Feds?
me: nah, bra
me: however
me: got some info today from this activist who has weird ties to FBI
me: apparently they're kind of out to get me
me: this LulzSec thing doesn't help
Caleb: What the devil is LulzSec again?
me: group of former Anons who've been on this massive hacking spree
Caleb: So is it the Feds or the Anons?
Caleb: I don't see any ridiculous updates from your profile in my Facespace newsfeed.
me: no, I got it back almost immediately
me: probably one of the various patriot types who hate us
me: I've got an amazing number of people who sit there looking for clues by which to, like, "expose" me
me: currently they're trying to make the case that I'm involved with Lulzsec
Caleb: So who was behind today's Citigroup/bank thing?
Caleb: The same guys who haxed you?
me: it wasn't from today
me: yes, same guys who haxxed me
Caleb: ARE YOU CITIGROUP/BANK?
me: then they installed an autoaim on their Counterstrike
me: it's not fair
me: I AM NOT
Caleb: What wasn't from today?
me: Citibank thing, they just announced it today
Caleb: But you guys did it last week?
Caleb: You guys in the LulzSec?
me: yes
Caleb: So what does it all mean?
Caleb: And what are they trying to "expose"?
me: that I am of bad character
me: and wrong
me: mostly about OpMetalGear
Caleb: Well, aren't you?
Caleb: Wrong, I mean.
me: apparently
Caleb: The Feds haxed you, fool.
Caleb: They spy-teched you.
me: oh shitr
me: I'm gonna look for spytech commercials
Caleb: Oh yeah.
Caleb: What videos did I send you today?
Caleb: I don't have a speaker at work so I couldn't actually watch any of them.
Caleb: But I remember thinking to myself that those were some true gems.
Caleb: True gems that I should watch later.
me: let's see
Caleb: When I might have access to speakers.
me: I think just one
me: with Chevy Chase
me: meanwhile
me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr-nJ0GrXfI
Caleb: One sec.
Caleb: Did you watch this Chevy Chase/Arsenio Hall thing?
me: nah
me: which confuses me
me: seems like I should have
Caleb: It's largely just irritating.
Caleb: But here you go:
Caleb: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nS6bLVjtxsQ
me: here we go
me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WgMCovNyL8&feature=related
me: here goes Madonna
me: being all, imma say things about sex
me: oops
me: retreat
me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxGQzs22K3s&feature=related
Caleb: Boo.
me: actually
me: I'm going back to Michael Jackson
Caleb: Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh.
me: Martin Bashir interview
Caleb: I'm the biggest minority you know about.
Caleb: Yo.
Caleb: How'm I gonna be the biggest minority you know about?
me: why can't Arsenio host the Tonight Show???????
Caleb: Why don't you go ask Johnny Carson that question?
Caleb: That's a stupid, stupid question.
Caleb: And it just goes on like this.
me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgTRwwR2wmo&feature=related
Caleb: lol, Part 1.
me: he's got a lot to say
me: about the hymies
me: this ain't a hate teaching
me: this is a love teaching
me: I wouldn't teach it to you if I didn't love you
me: actually
me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKFugpr4EH0&feature=related
me: this might be more promising
Caleb: God damn America.
Caleb: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ukJiBZ8_4k
me: NO FREE LUNCH
Caleb: Oh.
Caleb: Oh my.
Caleb: "I didn't mean to be so fired up. That's my passion."
me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4doTzCs9lEc&feature=related
me: actually
me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULvJrb5lKu4
me: this is the best possible thing one can watch
me: because of the guy who introduces it
me: who is a firebrand
Caleb: The first minutes of the Snyder/Rand thing is pretty good.
Caleb: Slash, the first 1:27 of it.
me: actually, skip the first part of the chomsky thing
me: debate doesn't start until second
me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zkmLTBe8p8&feature=related