Subject: The Maximalist Future: Be Sure To Pay Off Your Lawsuits Before Heading For The School Bus |
From: Wayne Borean <wborean@gmail.com> |
Date: 6/1/11, 14:09 |
To: Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> |
There's
a movement underway to remove all control from your life and turn it
over to others. It's not an organized movement. There's no figurehead
leading the way, but between the government, the legal system, various
rights holders and their offshoots and professional patent thugs, a
steady removal of individual rights and personal ownership is taking
place.
With rare exception, it's being done on an incremental level. The
government has been increasing its control over all aspects of life,
whether it's what your children eat or which products and services you can use. Various agencies called into existence by an unprecedented terrorist attack nearly a decade ago have broadened their areas of control, without fear of oversight or reprisal. The legal system is no better, endlessly entertaining frivolous lawsuits and vindictive show trials, when not playing "Home Field" for various industries and special interest groups.
Various industry groups have done the same, aided by this same
government and indulged by the legal system. Between the RIAA, MPAA,
ASCAP, BMI and others in the royalty-collecting field, an earnest (and
dishonest) ongoing effort is being made to extract money from every single interaction with a copyrighted work,
whether it's a stream, a download, an upload or simply a backup. Having
discovered that suing your way to profitability is nearly impossible,
these groups instead hope to bleed every service dry, drip by
incremental drip.
Aggressive patent holders are doing the same thing. While there are
still a number of high-dollar lawsuits filed (usually in hope of a much
smaller settlement), patent litigators like Lodsys are aiming lower in hopes of a small, but perpetual income stream.
All of these groups hope that the dollar amount is small enough that
only a slim minority will complain or withhold payments. They make it
sound so reasonable. "It's only .575%. It's so small and hardly
noticeable!"
But "small" becomes a killer when everybody wants a piece of the action.
Those increments all add up to real money sooner or later. But even
worse, the chilling effect of overreaching legislation and thousands of
litigious actions takes an incredible toll.
An amazing/terrifying piece of "speculative fiction" has surfaced over
at Ftrain, although after reading this, you'd be hard pressed to agree
with either of those two words in quotes. Paul Ford's piece, "Nanolaw with Daughter"
(subtitled "Why Privacy Mattered") paints an eerily prescient picture
of where we're likely headed. It starts with this gut-punch of a
sentence:
"On a Sunday morning before her soccer practice, not long after my daughter's tenth birthday, she and I sat down on the couch with our tablets and I taught her to respond to lawsuits on her own."
"My daughter was first sued in the womb. It was all very new then. I'd posted ultrasound scans online for friends and family. I didn't know the scans had steganographic thumbprints. A giant electronics company that made ultrasound machines acquired a speculative law firm for many tens of millions of dollars. The new legal division cut a deal with all five Big Socials to dig out contact information for anyone who'd posted pictures of their babies in-utero. It turns out the ultrasounds had no clear rights story; I didn't actually own mine. It sounds stupid now but we didn't know. The first backsuits named millions of people, and the Big Socials just caved, ripped up their privacy policies in exchange for a cut. So five months after I posted the ultrasounds, one month before my daughter was born, we received a letter (back then a paper letter) naming myself, my wife, and one or more unidentified fetal defendants in a suit. We faced, I learned, unspecified penalties for copyright violation and theft of trade secrets, and risked, it was implied, that my daughter would be born bankrupt.
But for $50.00 and processing fees the ultrasound shots I'd posted (copies attached) were mine forever, as long as I didn't republish without permission."
How many are left? I asked.
She looked at her tablet and said: Fifty-seven.
We can handle that, I said. I walked her through the rest: Get rid of the ones without flags. Pay those a dime or less by hitting the dime button. How many now? (Only six.) We went through the six: Four copyright claims, all sub-dollar and quickly paid.
She opened the penultimate message and smiled. Dad, she said, look.
We had gone to a baseball game at the beginning of the season. They had played a song on the public address system, and she sang along without permission. They used to factor that into ticket pricethey still do if you pay extra or have a season passbut now other companies handled the followup. And here was the video from that day, one of many tens of thousands simultaneously recorded from gun scanners on the stadium roof. In the video my daughter wore a cap and a blue T-shirt. I sat beside her, my arm over her shoulder, grinning. Her voice was clear and high; the ambient roar of the audience beyond us filtered down to static."
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