Caleb: 'less then dog,' fool. Caleb: And I really did just find out my dad's brother died. Caleb: Think I might have to buy a six-pack to get through the night. me: yeah, I don't care Caleb: I think this family tragedy just might compel me to go get uncharacteristically drunk. Caleb: Because, see, I care so much. Caleb: See? Caleb: See?