Caleb: Got an unsolicited e-mail from the news director at Fox 4 up there in Dallas. me: go on Caleb: She wanted to know if I'd be interested in applying for an associate producer opening they have. me: lol fox me: well sir Caleb: Indeed. me: you could be working for a fox outfit me: in Dallas Caleb: A Fox O & O, no less. me: don't know what that means Caleb: Owned directly by Newscorp. Caleb: Rupert himself would be signing my paychecks. me: very good Caleb: Theoretically, I'd have the inside advantages on any potential openings at FNC. Caleb: All I'd have to do is live in Dallas for an indefinite period of time. Caleb: Pretty sweet deal, if you ask me. me: well, there you go! me: it's hot down here though! me: you were living up in Maine for so long, bet you forgot how hot it is down here! me: probably used to that Yankee weather! Caleb: Believe me, brother, I know _all_ about it. Caleb: Remind me again how much you pay for your place. Caleb: Or, rather, how much your mother pays for your place. me: 700 Caleb: Did it go up recently? Caleb: I remember it being less than that. me: yeah me: but me: I'm getting a shitty deal Caleb: How's that? Caleb: How is that, faggot? me: there are better deals to be had me: ! Caleb: Maybe if I move up there, we can get a downtown loft together. me: I want to paint Caleb: Or maybe a darling little ranch-style home in Frisco? me: why not both? me: we can summer in Frisco me: I'll start antiquing now