me: Back when I was dating Nikki me: I used to read books like "Men Who Love Women and The Women Who Love Them" me: and I would cry five or six times an hour me: because I have the face of a baby and my name is New Gingrich me: I'm an Ayn Rand villian Caleb: You're the biggest threat to American safety since Baldwin lied to the British people. me: so, is that Reagan quote circulating? Caleb: That's your job, Captain Blogosphere. Caleb: "I am convinced that if we do not decisively win the struggle over the nature of America, by the time [his grandchildren are] my age they will be in a secular atheist country, potentially one dominated by radical Islamists and with no understanding of what it once meant to be an American." me: yeah, I remember that me: what the fuck was he doing in 1985 that he was already discussing all the history books that were going to be written about him? Caleb: Being visionary. me: And I would say to my friends on the left who believe that there's never been a government program that wasn't worth keeping, you can't look at some of the results we now have and not want to reach out to the humans and forget the bureaucracies." me: this is not very well-phrased me: I will let him know Caleb: He has friends on the Left? Caleb: That's worse than that time when Baldwin lied to the British people. me: yeah me: Like Rudy Giuliani!