Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard
From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Caleb: What the fuck a nigga want?
me: just wanted to chat!
Caleb: Boy, it was a warm one today!
Caleb: How about that traffic on I-35 today?
me: oh, man
me: I'll tell you, I try to stay off that I-35
Caleb: Who's your favorite to win _Idol_ this season?
me: especially around lunch hour
me: or around 5 o'clock
me: everyone's out driving around
me: it makes it difficult to get where you need to go in a hurry
me: I try not to drive at those times
Caleb: Got that out of your system yet?
me: Are you *done* yey?
me: Please tell me you're done
Caleb: Sounds to me like someone needs to get laid.
me: why don't you just get drunk?
me: I want to have sex with a woman I don't care for
me: it will be an act of self-loathing
me: something something looter
Caleb: Nah.
Caleb: I'd rather rape a bitch.
Caleb: That's more virtuous.
me: yes but you would have an understanding
me: you would know that she wanted you to rape her
me: only if you are pretty sure that the bitch wants to be raped should you actually rape her
me: I am mocking Ayn Rand because she is of value and I hate value
me: I am a mediocrity
me: I want to get a committee to re-write her book
me: why shouldn't I be able to express myself?
me: c'mon, boys, let's get to work
me: here is Gaftron Schmaly, a boy-faced boy whose suit does not look good on him
me: he is one of my thugs
me: he has a degree in looting from Lootmore University
me: he comes recommended by the finest book columnists in town!
Caleb: It seems to me his puffy, doughy face etc., etc.
me: whom I control!
me: the book columnists also run the government
me: they will be having drinks at the most expensive hotel lounges in the city with Houghton "Tinky" Smouley
me: the Federal Dictator for Special Looting
me: This Ayn Rand is an egotist
me: we have to destroy the good
me: STOP SAYING THAT!
me: DON'T SAY IT OUT LOUD?
me: THIS IS FOR THE GOOD OF THE PEOPLE
me: uh-oh, here comes one of our partners, a manly muscle man who heads the unions
me: "I never want to college so I see clearly through your plan, I am a mystic of muscle"
me: STOP SAYING THAT
Caleb: Nikki Loehr
I really should not be allowed to use the oven. I always burn shit because I'm so fucking ADHD. Ugh.

me: ugh
me: ADHD
me: I'm so ADHD
Caleb: Who's this ADHD guy and when did she start fucking him?
Caleb: You might enjoy this:
Caleb: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJos7KTLue4