Caleb: What the fuck a nigga want? me: just wanted to chat! Caleb: Boy, it was a warm one today! Caleb: How about that traffic on I-35 today? me: oh, man me: I'll tell you, I try to stay off that I-35 Caleb: Who's your favorite to win _Idol_ this season? me: especially around lunch hour me: or around 5 o'clock me: everyone's out driving around me: it makes it difficult to get where you need to go in a hurry me: I try not to drive at those times Caleb: Got that out of your system yet? me: Are you *done* yey? me: Please tell me you're done Caleb: Sounds to me like someone needs to get laid. me: why don't you just get drunk? me: I want to have sex with a woman I don't care for me: it will be an act of self-loathing me: something something looter Caleb: Nah. Caleb: I'd rather rape a bitch. Caleb: That's more virtuous. me: yes but you would have an understanding me: you would know that she wanted you to rape her me: only if you are pretty sure that the bitch wants to be raped should you actually rape her me: I am mocking Ayn Rand because she is of value and I hate value me: I am a mediocrity me: I want to get a committee to re-write her book me: why shouldn't I be able to express myself? me: c'mon, boys, let's get to work me: here is Gaftron Schmaly, a boy-faced boy whose suit does not look good on him me: he is one of my thugs me: he has a degree in looting from Lootmore University me: he comes recommended by the finest book columnists in town! Caleb: It seems to me his puffy, doughy face etc., etc. me: whom I control! me: the book columnists also run the government me: they will be having drinks at the most expensive hotel lounges in the city with Houghton "Tinky" Smouley me: the Federal Dictator for Special Looting me: This Ayn Rand is an egotist me: we have to destroy the good me: STOP SAYING THAT! me: DON'T SAY IT OUT LOUD? me: THIS IS FOR THE GOOD OF THE PEOPLE me: uh-oh, here comes one of our partners, a manly muscle man who heads the unions me: "I never want to college so I see clearly through your plan, I am a mystic of muscle" me: STOP SAYING THAT Caleb: Nikki Loehr I really should not be allowed to use the oven. I always burn shit because I'm so fucking ADHD. Ugh. me: ugh me: ADHD me: I'm so ADHD Caleb: Who's this ADHD guy and when did she start fucking him? Caleb: You might enjoy this: Caleb: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJos7KTLue4