Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard
From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Caleb: Bin Laden's dead, fool.
me: OH SHIT
me: FUCK HIm
me: MOAR LIKE SODAM INSANE
Caleb: More like Osama been tokin'.
me: oh yeah
Caleb: More like Obama-sama.
me: lolololololol
me: I'm gambling that your metal will save my railroad
Caleb: How high is the sky?
me: DON'T SAY THAT
me: Don't ask useless questions.
me: For instance
me: How high is the sky?
me: That's a useless question.
Caleb: What are some of your SO's cute habits that make you melt? (self.AskReddit)
me: being a bitch
me: attacking me in front of my black friends
me: I LIKE IT WHEN SHE DRAWS PICTURES OF ME
me: I POST THEM ON REDDIT
me: I GO, HEY REDDIT, LOOK AT THIS PICTURE MY GIRLFRIEND DREW OF SOMETHING FROM PORTAL