Caleb: Bin Laden's dead, fool. me: OH SHIT me: FUCK HIm me: MOAR LIKE SODAM INSANE Caleb: More like Osama been tokin'. me: oh yeah Caleb: More like Obama-sama. me: lolololololol me: I'm gambling that your metal will save my railroad Caleb: How high is the sky? me: DON'T SAY THAT me: Don't ask useless questions. me: For instance me: How high is the sky? me: That's a useless question. Caleb: What are some of your SO's cute habits that make you melt? (self.AskReddit) me: being a bitch me: attacking me in front of my black friends me: I LIKE IT WHEN SHE DRAWS PICTURES OF ME me: I POST THEM ON REDDIT me: I GO, HEY REDDIT, LOOK AT THIS PICTURE MY GIRLFRIEND DREW OF SOMETHING FROM PORTAL