Subject: Chat with Catalina Saldaña
From: "Catalina Saldaña" <cat.salda@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G3jONerCeo&feature=player_detailpage#t=143s
Catalina: ill have to watch that later
Catalina: are you ok?
me: just watch five seconds
me: this guy
me: it goes straight the guy
Catalina: ive been so sick and in be all day with fever and chills
me: king of faggots
me: oic
me: poor thing
Catalina: my ears hurt so much
Catalina: and ive been writing my stupid essay got about 5 pages done
Catalina: 10 more to go
me: what essay?
Catalina: but i got a lot to say
Catalina: baldwin
me: oh, right
me: forgot about that
Catalina: i cant breathe!!! so annoying
Catalina: will you come give me mouth to mouth?
me: No way I've got brunch in Miami in the morning
me: cause we young and we hot
me: we got skills to make us fuck
me: I want you and you want me so something something something lust
me: ROBOT OUFF
Catalina: :(
Catalina: that video wont play
Catalina: still broken up?
me: oic
me: yep
me: fuck that bitch
me: be talkin about me on the internet, I don't care!
Catalina: i wish i had pneumonia again
Catalina: and you know what i would do differently this time?
Catalina: not go to the stupid doctor
Catalina: although the codeine cough syrup was awesome
Catalina: anyway id just let myself die
Catalina: but i can tell its not the pneumonia
Catalina: just some stupid flu or cold
me: better to get the cough syrup than die
me: it's got codeine
me: plus you're supposed to find a job in Mexico
me: so we can flee down there
me: from the feds
me: and then we'll have perpetual sex
Catalina: ill go when yioure ready
Catalina: no joke
Catalina: just set it up and tell me when
me: I'm ready whenever
me: got some money coming in
Catalina: im not sure im ready for the sex
Catalina: but eventually i might be
Catalina: maybe is i drink a lot
Catalina: seriously, let me know when. Im saving up money.i can get a job there. we can do this
Catalina: lets talk about this seriously. when and where exactly do you plan on going?
Catalina: if you are serious i can start looking for a job now
Catalina: and somehiere to live
me: I'm thinking Zihuatanejo to start with
me: since I know that town
me: just rent something there
me: then move on to somewhere cheaper
me: but with internet
me: doesn't matter
me: but I need to get out of the country
Catalina: ok. what will you be doing there?
Catalina: me too
me: working on this movie, articles, etc
me: I bring in enough to live well down there
me: wherever you can get a job would be fine
Catalina: well id definitely get a job
Catalina: and i assume i will be doing the cleaning
Catalina: and i could be your assistant as well
me: not necessarily
me: you'd be surprised, I clean
Catalina: ok well figure that out later
Catalina: barrett i am serious so i hope you are too
Catalina: when would you ideally like to go
Catalina: oct?
Catalina: is that too late
me: I am serious
me: I have no reason to be here
me: and plenty of reasons to leave
Catalina: lets shoot for oct
me: I've moved to Mexico with less reason
me: in the past
me: October is good
Catalina: i am already looking at jobs for me
me: good
me: I am serious, yes
me: I need to get out of here
Catalina: me too
me: these contracting firms are trying to destroy me
me: http://www.thetechherald.com/article.php/201117/7132/Leaked-documents-from-ALEC-and-U-S-Chamber-are-public-record
me: this happened today
Catalina: haha! i could be an avon representative!
Catalina: i wont but i could
me: fuck it yo
Catalina: i could teach english
Catalina: just have to take one of those courses
Catalina: i alreadt took some threaflu and ambien so am not good right now but will continue with the research tomrrow
me: my grandma taught English down there
Catalina: cant wait!
me: she didn't take no course, yo
me: and both of us can tutor the children of rich Mexicans
Catalina: maybe i dont have to
me: I'm a moderately famous writer
me: I'll do that
Catalina: yes of course
Catalina: i will either teach english or can work for a university
Catalina: im not so worried about finding jobs
Catalina: just the inspiration
Catalina: should get go visit before we committ/
Catalina: ?
me: I've lived there before
me: couple times
Catalina: why did you leave?
me: and FBI is investigating me
me: to take some stupid job
Catalina: well the area has to be safe enough for mr buddy
Catalina: i am usually not picky about those thing but now i am
Catalina: me, buddy
Catalina: ok ambien kicked in
Catalina: cant type
Catalina: but am liiking forward to this
me: yes, me too
Catalina: do research on it tomorrow
me: k
Catalina: where we looking again/
Catalina: /
Catalina: ?
me: Zihuatanejo
me: that's one option, anyway
Catalina: i dont see it
Catalina: ill find something close by
me: don't do Ixtapa
me: too expensive and gay
me: maybe just Mexico City
Catalina: there really isnt mych aroud there
me: wait, no
me: fuck that
Catalina: oaxaca/
me: anywhere, basicalyl
me: we want rich people around so I can tutor their kids
Catalina: well there are many opnings for a receptionist. I could to that
me: oic
me: very good
Catalina: i am really excited about this!
Catalina: lets do this for real
Catalina: i cant wait
Catalina: not just cause im fucked up
me: me too
me: I need to escape
Catalina: ill take any job but would prefer a teaching one
me: and I'd like to live with you
me: and I want to be in MExico
me: I'm tired of this shit
me: this country is for fags
Catalina: ok. Toomorro when Im not so sucked up i will look for serious jubs
Catalina: a place to live should be easy
Catalina: \
Catalina: and its easy for you to get to mexico
me: yep
Catalina: well then its done!
me: yep
Catalina: this is the only thing in my life i am looking forward to
Catalina: and seeing little niece\
Catalina: i am not working fo som e mecixican strip club so you know!
me: plus slutty cousins
Catalina: yeah they will love you
Catalina: call you 'chinito"
Catalina: no matter where you are from
Catalina: wat
Catalina: i thought i was talking to don
Catalina: theyll call you guerito
Catalina: gringito
me: they never called me that befor
me: you keep forgetting, I've spent a lot of time in Mexico
Catalina: im going to set deadline for mysel: I need to have emau=il at least 5 cvs by next frids,
Catalina: whats your goual/
me: to get this script done
me: and get my $2000 advance on it
Catalina: great good
me: plus some other stuff
Catalina: well im gonna let the ambiens tsake over cause i barely function
me: very well
me: nightly night sweetheart
Catalina: hope this is not in my head likr thr time i thought i sent you nudiem pics
Catalina: ok well have a good nit an i can give yoi more info tomorrow
Catalina: byt
me: night night
Catalina: but this is reakky going to happn??
Catalina: youre noy fucking with me?
me: no, I'm not
Catalina: aleep now. talk tomoerro
me: come here
me: http://tinychat.com/opmetalgear
me: don't go to sleep
me: click that link, get on cam
Catalina: ill plan my side of things
me: it'lkl be fun on Ambian
Catalina: how can i get on?
me: just click that link
me: and then the little box comes up
me: choose a name, hit the button on bottom right
Catalina: barrett where are you/