Subject: Chat with Tim Rogers
From: Tim Rogers <timmytyper@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Tim: I see from Twitter that you're still alive. That's good.
me: It sure is!
me: http://tinychat.com/opmetalgear
me: come join usd
Tim: Dude. Remember. I'm a fag. I have a day job.
me: oh yeah
me: don't want the boss to catch you
Tim: Time! Young Barrett. Time! I'll let the boss watch me masturbate. It's just that I don't have time to jerk off.
me: gocha
me: we're going after this U.K. firm
me: http://www.itpro.co.uk/633049/brit-firm-implicated-in-mubarak-snooping
Tim: Yeah, I read about those guy. Hurry up and do something BIG. Or just ENORMOUSLY STUPID. Something that will cause a stir and make my story look prescient.