Catalina: hey Catalina: how are you? me: oh hai me: good, you? Catalina: good Catalina: flirting with disaster Catalina: is that a movie? Catalina: but seriously i am and i do not know why me: how now? Catalina: flirting with a boss from this company i used to work for, he got married last year. we just got back in tough because i was going to ask him for a job, before i could do that he told me marriage sucks and hes always had a huge crush on me Catalina: i am not attracted to him in the least and could never have sex with him me: oic me: so what's the problem? Catalina: i shouldnt be flirting with him just to get free meals and nice things me: oh Catalina: i have never done that before me: yeah, that's a terrible shame Catalina: but right now im just like "fuck it!" Catalina: i hate guys me: let's practice magic together Catalina: ok lets Catalina: how? me: I'm trying to find out me: reading up on it now me: decided that it's probably the best way to move things forward with the revolution me: plus I need something to distract me from opiates Catalina: really? me: and all of these geniuses have engaged in it Catalina: i need soemthing to distract me from the revolution and i think opiates is just the thing Catalina: hey! me: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Parsons Catalina: I want to find a last minute flight to dallas this weekend Catalina: if i do can i stay with you me: of course Catalina: il try not to cry or freak out me: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Whiteside_Parsons me: I like it when you cry, it's an unusual experience Catalina: im too fucked up to be able to read that right now Catalina: but i will me: no rush me: you looked so adorable and mamallian when you cried last time Catalina: like a mammal???? Catalina: i hate mammals me: do you? Catalina: oh yes Catalina: but i hate all sorts of things me: right, like Indians Catalina: nah Catalina: like niggers me: you love those Catalina: will you please give jme number this weekend? me: nope Catalina: or you call for me and i go pick it up Catalina: please? me: never Catalina: that is so mean Catalina: i rmember the house me: no, it's not Catalina: i can go there myself Catalina: yes it is Catalina: ill figure something out Catalina: im an adult Catalina: like i said to your girlfriend about you Catalina: you are your responsibility Catalina: I am mine me: we broke up Catalina: well then your ex-girlfriend Catalina: i shoudl call her me: she's a fucking nut me: she sent Mirna a five-page message me: and keeps sending me my mom messages Catalina: about what? Catalina: shes just hurt Catalina: she really liked you in that she also looked up to you me: I know she is me: but she's nuts Catalina: did that make her good in bed? me: nope Catalina: really? too hbad Catalina: i wish you were here me: me too me: hopefully I'll get this script finished soon and have money me: also the book thing me: then I can start moving around or something Catalina: i sent you an email i hope it was to you Catalina: im kinda fucked up me: that is hawt me: love the stalkings too me: good thing you managed to send to me me: and not your boss guy Catalina: good, that was my goal me: send me naked ones next time, I don't care about underwear Catalina: no i will NEVER sleep with him Catalina: just seing what i can get Catalina: which is awful of me Catalina: but im not in that great a mindset right now me: what's wrong? me: anything in particular? Catalina: no nothing Catalina: just me Catalina: yes, naked ones will be next Catalina: now that i joined a gym im going to really work out Catalina: hard me: gotta work hard no room to cheat me: read that Jack Parsons article I sent you when you can me: he's father of space rocketry program me: and also practiced magic me: including sex magic Catalina: something about my blood line Catalina: yes i will me: in effort to bring in new era me: can't believe I've been wasting all this time not practicing magic me: your mexican blood will be useful Catalina: good Catalina: lets move to mexico Catalina: no joke Catalina: looing for a job there me: probably for the best Catalina: im a citizen me: if you can find a job there I'll go Catalina: promise? me: yes me: what's the underwear say? Catalina: really? me: I can read it Catalina: i destroyed them tonight Catalina: heres abither pic me: oh me: Carl? me: lol, did he buy those for you? me: or did you get them? Catalina: i got those for him several years ago Catalina: im not sure how i was coaxed into putting them on Catalina: but they have ben oblitrated me: is this new picture you with the destroyed panties? Catalina: yup Catalina: thats for you Catalina: so you know they are shreds me: would have rather had naked pics me: I never dated Carl so I'm not like "OH YEAH BURN HIS IDENTIFY" me: he's meh Catalina: oh it was for me today me: why today? Catalina: becasue i haad ses with him Catalina: then decided i hated him me: again? Catalina: sex me: What did the Jewish pedophile say to the kid? me: Wanna buy some candy? me: So, is this actually the last time you're going to have sex with Carl?