Subject: Chat with Catalina Saldaña
From: "Catalina Saldaña" <cat.salda@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Catalina: hey
Catalina: how are you?
me: oh hai
me: good, you?
Catalina: good
Catalina: flirting with disaster
Catalina: is that a movie?
Catalina: but seriously i am and i do not know why
me: how now?
Catalina: flirting with a boss from this company i used to work for, he got married last year. we just got back in tough because i was going to ask him for a job, before i could do that he told me marriage sucks and hes always had a huge crush on me
Catalina: i am not attracted to him in the least and could never have sex with him
me: oic
me: so what's the problem?
Catalina: i shouldnt be flirting with him just to get free meals and nice things
me: oh
Catalina: i have never done that before
me: yeah, that's a terrible shame
Catalina: but right now im just like "fuck it!"
Catalina: i hate guys
me: let's practice magic together
Catalina: ok lets
Catalina: how?
me: I'm trying to find out
me: reading up on it now
me: decided that it's probably the best way to move things forward with the revolution
me: plus I need something to distract me from opiates
Catalina: really?
me: and all of these geniuses have engaged in it
Catalina: i need soemthing to distract me from the revolution and i think opiates is just the thing
Catalina: hey!
me: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Parsons
Catalina: I want to find a last minute flight to dallas this weekend
Catalina: if i do can i stay with you
me: of course
Catalina: il try not to cry or freak out
me: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Whiteside_Parsons
me: I like it when you cry, it's an unusual experience
Catalina: im too fucked up to be able to read that right now
Catalina: but i will
me: no rush
me: you looked so adorable and mamallian when you cried last time
Catalina: like a mammal????
Catalina: i hate mammals
me: do you?
Catalina: oh yes
Catalina: but i hate all sorts of things
me: right, like Indians
Catalina: nah
Catalina: like niggers
me: you love those
Catalina: will you please give jme number this weekend?
me: nope
Catalina: or you call for me and i go pick it up
Catalina: please?
me: never
Catalina: that is so mean
Catalina: i rmember the house
me: no, it's not
Catalina: i can go there myself
Catalina: yes it is
Catalina: ill figure something out
Catalina: im an adult
Catalina: like i said to your girlfriend about you
Catalina: you are your responsibility
Catalina: I am mine
me: we broke up
Catalina: well then your ex-girlfriend
Catalina: i shoudl call her
me: she's a fucking nut
me: she sent Mirna a five-page message
me: and keeps sending me my mom messages
Catalina: about what?
Catalina: shes just hurt
Catalina: she really liked you in that she also looked up to you
me: I know she is
me: but she's nuts
Catalina: did that make her good in bed?
me: nope
Catalina: really? too hbad
Catalina: i wish you were here
me: me too
me: hopefully I'll get this script finished soon and have money
me: also the book thing
me: then I can start moving around or something
Catalina: i sent you an email i hope it was to you
Catalina: im kinda fucked up
me: that is hawt
me: love the stalkings too
me: good thing you managed to send to me
me: and not your boss guy
Catalina: good, that was my goal
me: send me naked ones next time, I don't care about underwear
Catalina: no i will NEVER sleep with him
Catalina: just seing what i can get
Catalina: which is awful of me
Catalina: but im not in that great a mindset right now
me: what's wrong?
me: anything in particular?
Catalina: no nothing
Catalina: just me
Catalina: yes, naked ones will be next
Catalina: now that i joined a gym im going to really work out
Catalina: hard
me: gotta work hard no room to cheat
me: read that Jack Parsons article I sent you when you can
me: he's father of space rocketry program
me: and also practiced magic
me: including sex magic
Catalina: something about my blood line
Catalina: yes i will
me: in effort to bring in new era
me: can't believe I've been wasting all this time not practicing magic
me: your mexican blood will be useful
Catalina: good
Catalina: lets move to mexico
Catalina: no joke
Catalina: looing for a job there
me: probably for the best
Catalina: im a citizen
me: if you can find a job there I'll go
Catalina: promise?
me: yes
me: what's the underwear say?
Catalina: really?
me: I can read it
Catalina: i destroyed them tonight
Catalina: heres abither pic
me: oh
me: Carl?
me: lol, did he buy those for you?
me: or did you get them?
Catalina: i got those for him several years ago
Catalina: im not sure how i was coaxed into putting them on
Catalina: but they have ben oblitrated
me: is this new picture you with the destroyed panties?
Catalina: yup
Catalina: thats for you
Catalina: so you know they are shreds
me: would have rather had naked pics
me: I never dated Carl so I'm not like "OH YEAH BURN HIS IDENTIFY"
me: he's meh
Catalina: oh it was for me today
me: why today?
Catalina: becasue i haad ses with him
Catalina: then decided i hated him
me: again?
Catalina: sex
me: What did the Jewish pedophile say to the kid?
me: Wanna buy some candy?
me: So, is this actually the last time you're going to have sex with Carl?