Mirna: omg she sent me more Mirna: more and more me: jesus me: forward to me Mirna: k Mirna: she emailed your mom too me: meh, these are boring me: she seems to think she has absorbed the expertise of people to whom she is related or who have offered to fly her to NYC to fuck her Mirna: that email she sent to your mom about 'why your family broke up' is really inappropriate me: "and, like, I'm even going to get a masters or Ph.D. in clinical psych in the future" Mirna: to tell a woman she barely knows why her family broke up Mirna: lolz i know Mirna: jesus christ why does she want me in the middle of this Mirna: do you want to go to thailand? Mirna: i'm behind you if you do Mirna: the whores there are supposed to be amazing Mirna: but otherwise this is a huge pain in the ass me: nah me: just ignore her me: or something me: I don't know me: even my mom thinks she's crazy Mirna: i'm going to write i'm really sorry you guys broke up Mirna: but i think this is between you and barrett me: I've never had my mom want me to break up with a chick before Mirna: i'm so sorry you guys broke up :( but i really think this is between you and barrett Mirna: thats what i sent me: k me: damn bitch told my mom about the legal shit me: about how I may end up facing conspiracy charges me: it's unbelievable how much she fucking takes upon herself to decide what to say to who me: she interrupted me in front of reporters a bunch of times me: and explains to me that her opinions on internet issues are also sought out me: even though she's a fucking art consultant Mirna: she is apparently an expert on everything. me: that's a convenient thing to be me: I should date her Mirna: is she calling you all the time? Mirna: she's obvs not over it me: nope, hasn't called me at all this time me: just everyone else Mirna: she's probably going to write a book about dating you me: last time, when I threw her out, she sent me some messages to save face Mirna: her emails are so long me: this time she's saving face by "helping" me and also by putting up a bunch of facebook posts about how much fun she's having me: Caleb called me up today me: about this one me: http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=10100169568570260&id=23901593 me: most blatant post-break-up FB post ever Mirna: im not friends with her Mirna: i cant see it me: "God dammit three guys have tried to kiss me in the past 36 hours. This is what I fucking get for going out and about with friends. Jesus." Mirna: hahahahahahahahahaha me: I mean me: seriously Mirna: she's not very bright Mirna: obviously Mirna: so transparent Mirna: plus, its not as if that doesnt happen to every cute girl when she's out Mirna: if you flirt with boys Mirna: and seem like you're entertaining ideas of flying places with them Mirna: or staying in hotels Mirna: desperate. me: You're just jealous because she knows guys who make six figures me: that's difficult to accomplish for a girl, to have a finance guy try to fuck her Mirna: its really really really hard Mirna: you really gotta win those guys over Mirna: they wont just fuck anyone Mirna: jocks and finance dudes are really discriminate Mirna: you have to have a vagina AND not be too fat Mirna: thats really hard to find barrett me: YOU'RE hard to find Mirna: <3 me: How about I fly you down to Dallas me: I have this friend, Lou Reese me: he's rich me: we'll run a train on you, it'll be whimsical me: some Italian food me: a little classical music me: the GB Mirna: awww Mirna: you really know how to sweet talk a lady me: KUNG-fu grip