You're mine tomorrow. You're not allowed to touch a computer. I'm going to tie you to a chair. I'm going to use your body and make you hurt.

(in the best way possible, of course)

...as well as tonight, if you haven't passed out by the time I get home.

Oh, and we'll do homo gay picnic things and such. Tomorrow, that is.

Would you like me to stop by your place before I drive by to my darling Minoubear? I can rape you in your sleep. Actually, let me know if you will be cognizant this evening or not. That way I'll know where/when to rape you. 

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