ps the picture I sent this morning (which I now realise was fuzzy and hard to read) said "M Barrett, Painter and Decorator, No job too big or small" I found that hilarious. I also found it amusing that your name should be emblazoned 2 feet from my window when I woke up.
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From:
Oxblood Ruffin <oxblood@me.com>Date: Sun, Apr 10, 2011 at 11:05 AM
Subject: Procedure
To: "Emma A." <
Emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com>
Now that we'll be working together we must implement a system that maximizes efficiency and assures output.
To that end I have devised The Ruffin Method. It shall be observed at all official meetings. Your enthusiastic cooperation is mandatory.
1. Opening Ceremony
I will deposit my balls in your mouth. You will hum the Marseillaise whilst I hoist a pirate flag up my penis. At the end of verse one I will roll the standard around my cock and fuck you. Then I will have a nap.
2. Inspiration & Solidarity
Nothing says Anonymiss like teenage lesbian videos. You will make popcorn. I will fuck you at the end of the hottest scene. Then I will have a nap.
3. Second Chorus of the Marseillaise.
See 1. for details.
4. Video Production
You will lie on your back and point a video camera at your face. I will give you head. All videos will be uploaded to YouTube. Then I will have a nap.
5. Delegation of Responsibilities
I am an inherently lazy person. So mount me from on top and grind me like millet. Then I will have a nap.
6. Disguise & Penetration
You will wear a French maid's outfit and Gay Fawkes mask. I will fuck you from behind. Then I will have a nap.
7. Health & Training
Whenever Arsenal plays you will serve me lunch in front of the TV and give me a blow job. Then I will have a nap.
8. Hygiene
I will fuck you in the shower. Then I will have a nap.
9. Outreach & Orientation
We will have a threesome with your hottest girlfriend. I will fuck you both. Then I will have a nap.
10. Award Ceremonies
You will remove your top and I will give you a pearl necklace. Then I will have a nap.