Re: Help me to love mistr Oxblood Rufin

On Sat, Apr 9, 2011 at 6:30 PM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:

Surely that Moldvavian is a troll. I cannot accept that this is real, with the "having sex with fishes on a Friday" thing. I WILL NOT

On Sat, Apr 9, 2011 at 10:20 AM, Emma Allan <emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com> wrote:

Hey superstar! You are so fucking hot.

Anyway, congrats on the Rally and I watched you and wanted to jump on you and rip your clothes off. I don't think your gf would have been very happy about it though.. :P

Ive been speaking to Oxblood Ruffin (his real name is Laird Brown - this is like, a state secret or something so don't tell him I told you, he might feed me to his goats) and trying to persuade him to join Project PM - I've been talking you up and saying how great you are etc (all true of course) b/c he was saying he thought your current course of action would land you in jail. I basically said that 1) you're very clever, indeed one of the most intelligent men I know 2) That I have absolutely no doubt, none at all, that you have already planned ahead and have proviso's in place to protect yourself, and should it lead to arrest, that you will work it to your advantage. I also said your heart is in the right place and you are determined and committed to political integrity.

He's a nice chap. He has good ideas. He's also a fucking dirty old goat but I can totally handle him.

Anyway, sweetheart, I hope you're well. I hope you had a great time in NY. You may even still be there. I remember you told me once that I would meet Dr Farley at some point. This was way back when I was your rosebud. I wish I could go back and I'd do it differently. I'd sell my ass on the street to get the money to come see you.

Love you Barrett. Always will.

The following is a silly convo that Lairdy (thats what I call him, he hates it) sent me about some freak from one of those backward European countries that don't really exist, except in Bond films, who wants to get in my knickers or down my bra. Or maybe he just wants tea. Cunt tea probably. English cunt tea. (I actually think *Antoine* is Lairdy, but it's funny nonetheless.)

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Subject: Fwd: Help me to love mistr Oxblood Rufin
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From: Oxblood Ruffin <oxblood@me.com>
Date: Sat, Apr 9, 2011 at 11:30 AM
To: "Emma A." <Emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com>

Well, well, well. Someone has a suitor.

He's offered me a mill. Should I write back and see how much he's willing to pay for you?

Seems like a sincere chap. Just needs some help to love.

Begin forwarded message:

From: Antoine Belgravia <antoine.belgravia@me.com>

Date: April 9, 2011 3:56:04 PM GMT+05:30

To: Oxblood Ruffin <oxblood@me.com>

Subject: Help me to love mistr Oxblood Rufin

Dear mistr Oxblood Rufin, my name Antoine.

I live Moldavia and have reads many book. I like you mistr Oxblood Rufin. I am to liking MIs Emma A. special represent of the anonymis. Can you make to introduct from me? I give to you miw54 Oxblood Rfuin 1 miilion euro if you can help me in my love. Thanks to you.

With some rispect and waiting for your answers.

Antoine Belgravia, landownr

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From: Emma Allan <emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com>
Date: Sat, Apr 9, 2011 at 11:34 AM
To: Oxblood Ruffin <oxblood@me.com>

Take the money and run. You should easily get 5 bucks for me.

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From: Oxblood Ruffin <oxblood@me.com>
Date: Sat, Apr 9, 2011 at 11:38 AM
To: Emma Allan <emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com>

Antoine seems quite eager. I'll just send him a note and make sure he understands what he's getting into.

Hope you're feeling better.

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From: Oxblood Ruffin <oxblood@me.com>
Date: Sat, Apr 9, 2011 at 11:46 AM
To: Antoine Belgravia <antoine.belgravia@me.com>

Dear Antoine,

Thank you very much for your kind note and offer of payment.

Miss Emma is indeed a friend of mine and I'd be happy to introduce you.

You should however know that the lady is a religious zealot. She participates in rituals involving vomit and dolphin cock.

If these eccentricities have not dampened your ardor perhaps we could move on to payment.

How much are you willing to offer for Miss Emma?

With every best regard, I remain,

your obedient servant,

O.

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From: Oxblood Ruffin <oxblood@me.com>
Date: Sat, Apr 9, 2011 at 12:09 PM
To: Antoine Belgravia <antoine.belgravia@me.com>

Dear Antoine,

When you say Friday, do you mean the Friday on the Moldavian Orthodox calendar or the standard Julian?

Timing is everything.

Obediently,

O.

On 2011-04-09, at 4:32 PM, Antoine Belgravia wrote:

I am sorry mistr Oxblood Ruffin. I am not understanding. MIs Emma is having sexes with a fish? On Friday? Sorry for my bed englisch.

Antoine Belgravia, landownr

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From: Oxblood Ruffin <antoine.belgravia@me.com>
Date: Sat, Apr 9, 2011 at 12:12 PM
To: "Emma A." <Emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com>

I sense a cooling off. Perhaps best to let him down gently.

Begin forwarded message:

From: Oxblood Ruffin <oxblood@me.com>

Date: April 9, 2011 4:39:46 PM GMT+05:30

To: Antoine Belgravia <antoine.belgravia@me.com>

Subject: Re: Help me to love mistr Oxblood Rufin

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From: Emma Allan <emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com>
Date: Sat, Apr 9, 2011 at 2:00 PM
To: Oxblood Ruffin <oxblood@me.com>

Try to find out if he's a) rich b) Hung.

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