Subject: Chat with Andrew Stein
From: Andrew Stein <steinlink@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Andrew: yo
me: yo yo
Andrew: you still coming up here in april?
me: yep indeed
me: not sure what day exactly yet but I've got miles enough for round trip ticket
me: also I dumped that bitch I was dating
Andrew: you should get it right now then
me: so I'm free to play the field!
me: GUY'S NIGHT OUT
Andrew: shocker
Andrew: buy a ticket
me: well, she threw her iPhone at me
me: I'm doing so tomorrow, just waiting on a key piece of info
Andrew: honestly, that the least crazy thing a girl has ever done to you
me: well, it went on after that
me: eventually I had to steal her car keys, run outside to parking lot, hide, throw them at her when she came out to find me, and lock the door
me: after trying for ten minutes to remove her while she attacked me
Andrew: so, you're afraid of a girl. physically.
me: today she called my mom and said she was worried about me
Andrew: got it
me: yes. Her, and the cops coming for a domestic disturbance at the same time that I have warrants and am at war with the military-industrial complex
me: but mostly her, yes
me: since I can't hit back
me: not going to punch an Asian girl
Andrew: right, that would be bad
Andrew: for multiple reasons
me: that is also my determination
Andrew: but in the same token, she cant possibly do that much damage
me: after having assessed all information and written three draft reports on my Not Getting Arrested Policy
me: actually, I had a giant welt on my arm
me: from blocking the iPhone
me: which was thrown at me as hard as possible from three feet away
me: and which would have hit me in the face
me: besides that, I think I've only been hit by Mirna and that one chick you didn't meet that I dated when I was 19
me: who slapped me four times when I was on acid at Mojo's, lol
Andrew: did I mention i ran into anna a few weeks ago?
me: again?
Andrew: no
Andrew: just the once
me: ah
me: silly girl
Andrew: i didnt remember if I told you
me: yeah, it was lol
Andrew: lol is an adjective now?
me: I actually spoke to her briefly via e-mail to explain that, no, she doesn't need to get five more STD tests
me: it's been an adjective for a while, just among the cool kids
Andrew: oh right
Andrew: she was freaked out because heroin causes STDs
me: yes
me: especially heroin taken after the relationship has ended
me: that is a killer
Andrew: heroin is known to lead to lapses in causality
me: oh, I know!
me: this one time I ended up not causing anything to happen
me: I spent the whole day in bed
me: not observing anything
me: nonetheless I killed 500 cats
Andrew: this is going to be the best game ever made
me: or did I?
Andrew: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAYqjEhaiXE
Andrew: the marketing is stupid
Andrew: but the game will be awesome
me: I thought they were going to dumb down a bit?
me: I only played some of Deux Ex, I plan to do so again with the proper mods
Andrew: dumb down a bit isnt necessarily a bad thing
me: true
me: I'm definitely 100 percent interested in playing it
me: hopefully Skyrim will be out by the time I get out of prison
Andrew: also, it seems like they've added more and more of the original as development has proceeded
me: oic
me: that's good neews
me: I'm pretty confident in execution of Skyrim
me: and I'm willing to go on record
me: oh, did you see me declare war on Booz Allen Hamilton the other day?
Andrew: yes
me: while watching Russia Today as you do every night?
me: oic