Andrew: yo me: yo yo Andrew: you still coming up here in april? me: yep indeed me: not sure what day exactly yet but I've got miles enough for round trip ticket me: also I dumped that bitch I was dating Andrew: you should get it right now then me: so I'm free to play the field! me: GUY'S NIGHT OUT Andrew: shocker Andrew: buy a ticket me: well, she threw her iPhone at me me: I'm doing so tomorrow, just waiting on a key piece of info Andrew: honestly, that the least crazy thing a girl has ever done to you me: well, it went on after that me: eventually I had to steal her car keys, run outside to parking lot, hide, throw them at her when she came out to find me, and lock the door me: after trying for ten minutes to remove her while she attacked me Andrew: so, you're afraid of a girl. physically. me: today she called my mom and said she was worried about me Andrew: got it me: yes. Her, and the cops coming for a domestic disturbance at the same time that I have warrants and am at war with the military-industrial complex me: but mostly her, yes me: since I can't hit back me: not going to punch an Asian girl Andrew: right, that would be bad Andrew: for multiple reasons me: that is also my determination Andrew: but in the same token, she cant possibly do that much damage me: after having assessed all information and written three draft reports on my Not Getting Arrested Policy me: actually, I had a giant welt on my arm me: from blocking the iPhone me: which was thrown at me as hard as possible from three feet away me: and which would have hit me in the face me: besides that, I think I've only been hit by Mirna and that one chick you didn't meet that I dated when I was 19 me: who slapped me four times when I was on acid at Mojo's, lol Andrew: did I mention i ran into anna a few weeks ago? me: again? Andrew: no Andrew: just the once me: ah me: silly girl Andrew: i didnt remember if I told you me: yeah, it was lol Andrew: lol is an adjective now? me: I actually spoke to her briefly via e-mail to explain that, no, she doesn't need to get five more STD tests me: it's been an adjective for a while, just among the cool kids Andrew: oh right Andrew: she was freaked out because heroin causes STDs me: yes me: especially heroin taken after the relationship has ended me: that is a killer Andrew: heroin is known to lead to lapses in causality me: oh, I know! me: this one time I ended up not causing anything to happen me: I spent the whole day in bed me: not observing anything me: nonetheless I killed 500 cats Andrew: this is going to be the best game ever made me: or did I? Andrew: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAYqjEhaiXE Andrew: the marketing is stupid Andrew: but the game will be awesome me: I thought they were going to dumb down a bit? me: I only played some of Deux Ex, I plan to do so again with the proper mods Andrew: dumb down a bit isnt necessarily a bad thing me: true me: I'm definitely 100 percent interested in playing it me: hopefully Skyrim will be out by the time I get out of prison Andrew: also, it seems like they've added more and more of the original as development has proceeded me: oic me: that's good neews me: I'm pretty confident in execution of Skyrim me: and I'm willing to go on record me: oh, did you see me declare war on Booz Allen Hamilton the other day? Andrew: yes me: while watching Russia Today as you do every night? me: oic